Brian Rose

Sysadmin, father, hiker, CISO, scripter, automator, SEV-1 resolver, lover of LEGO & powershell.

[Brian Rose @BrianCanFixIT]

Fixed now.

[Brian Rose @BrianCanFixIT]

@costco your app is broken and blocks the barcode in an endless loop of prompting to update…

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@PBlueberrsky @Michael_TSB @MattWallace888 I like how you assume that “being gay” was the insult.

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Reviewing a spreadsheet in a meeting...
Me: To give a bit more clarity, can we rename "Sheet2" to something else to reflect what the sheet contains?
Employee1: Let's call it worksheet
Employee2: Let's call it "Active Worksheet"
Me: ok, that was my bad for asking for input

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My coworkers didn’t take too kindly to my solutions to the

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LastPass is the Windows start menu of password managers.

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@Kia is hella shady… when you buyout a lease by requesting a buyout quote, they stop your automatic payments and then let you know that you are late on payments… if you try to call them they will route you to the collections department.

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Anyone ever have a pentest start without a formal meeting first?
I just did… not too impressed with this company now doing their “second year” pentest without a go-live meeting.

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Banks like @golden1cu disabling paste on forms/in apps only serves themselves as they can charge fees when there is a mistake.

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@fry_electronics Purchase a used computer running Windows XP that look suspiciously like a Fry’s workstation.

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When your #Log4J remediation requires you to take screenshots of the config, uninstall the software, and then install the software fresh :(
I was hoping @healthnygov could do better.

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Above: upgrade 2016->2022
Below: 2022 fresh install

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How can Microsoft let runas DACL permissions get borked again in #Windows #Server2022 in-place upgrade?
https://t.co/YHbERYZcx5

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Awesome

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@AccidentalCISO For what it's worth, I've made a better quality version.

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I’m even better at detecting what version of the software your using, getting the technical manual, and finding out how to configure the system.

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Don’t lie.
I’d much rather have someone in IT tell me “I don’t know how to do that” or “I don’t know if that is possible” or “I would have to look into this”, than: “that’s not possible” or “our system can’t do that”.
I’m good at detecting BS.

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@JordanRinke This DS9 rewatch has me interested in the politics of Bajor

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@skyalin Excel
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@GovAbbott Hmmm @ProjectLincoln might want to weigh in on the censorship point Greggy.
https://t.co/4EEMZvGh66

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@MicrosoftEdge When I download a file, can we actually download the file? I don't want to retrieve a copy of a previously downloaded file just because it has the same source URL... Actually don't fix it, this will be a great CVE.