DAGI🇰🇪

Footballer/Excavator Operator

[Eric @amerix]

Never marry a feminist. Even if she says she has changed.

She believes in shouting,

Yelling. Howling.

If you disagree with her, she will eliminate her baby, whether a foetus (abortion) or a baby (filicide),

Once ideologies sit in a woman's head, it is hard for her to change.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

"You can have a degree and still be a woman"

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a woman

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

We don’t drink from the same pot with old men.

~kalenjin proverb

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Hii TL usibishane na Kibet Bull, jamaa ataenda atafute evidence yote alafu akuje na utalia sana.

Recent victim ni Sophie the incumming MCA.

I hate ruthless tweeps.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hua haipendi giza walai. Imepenya 1AM despite happening in the afternoon.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

What's the catch ?

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Ykb

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Ugly women be doing the most.

Bitch, you're about 300 pounds and a landwhale yet still cheating and giving the miserable man who managed to settle for you when other men didn't four bastards to raise.

This is why as a man, you should never lower your standards to begin with because irrespective of how a woman looks, they're wired to believe they settled for you.

You're better off being cheated on by a woman of your standards than one below your standards.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Haiya! Ngai fafa. 😳

Yesterday at Milimani High Court, John Matara, the suspect charged with killing Starlet Wahu, stood up to give his side of the story.

As a villager I was not ready to hear his testimony.

He told Justice Muteti that he found her on a hook-up website. Like you find a second-hand Probox on Jiji.

First meeting: Sankara Hotel, Westlands. Ksh 35,000 for one night.

Paid in full.

Second meeting, December: same hotel, same price.

But this time he paid only Ksh 20,000 and promised to clear the Ksh 15,000 balance later.

Credit. Men of Nairobi are taking this thing on credit. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Third meeting: an Airbnb in South B.

Another 35k.

Add the old 15k and the bill came to Ksh 50,000.

Like a Fuliza with super high interest those that make CBK frown.

He says he sent 20k on M-Pesa on the spot.

For the remaining 30k, he says he called his sister for a soft loan.

The sister said she didn't have it.

That sister is wiser than all of us combined.

Then he told her to wait until morning,
because a client was paying him 100k for an app he was developing.

In Kingeero we call this "the money is coming."

It has been coming since 1963.

According to him, she got angry, pulled out a knife, and stabbed him in the hands and thighs.

He escaped to Mbagathi Hospital and left her alive.

That is his story.

Now the evidence.

The government pathologist found she was stabbed deep in the thigh, cutting a major blood vessel.

She bled out within minutes.

There were also strangulation marks on her neck.

The door had been locked from the outside.

She was found in a pool of blood near the door, centimetres from getting out.

And the WhatsApp message he sent to the Airbnb owner after leaving: he said he had locked his "girlfriend" inside, she was not in good condition, and the earlier they got there, the better.

Cross-examination is on December 16.

The court will decide.

But my brothers, we must have a serious conversation with the men of this country.

Not about the money. About who we are becoming.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Adhiambo Tate!

[Eric @amerix]

Simple Boy can't write or read.

He can't remember his M-Pesa PIN

He can't sing coherently and flawlessly unless prompted.

He only asks for KSH 1000, and doesn't recall what was paid.

The managers are selfish, exploitative, extractive predators stealing from a sick person.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Nairobi is well prepared for El Niño. Sakaja opened a podcast where we shall be sharing the number of people swept away by floods.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Unajua leo ata sijachangia ukipikwa but I am sorry tomorrow ni mimi nadeal na wewe one man. Stay guided.

[DAGI🇰🇪 @BrianDagi7]

@SomoinaKapeen Thank you black berry!

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Rich people have not time proving they are rich because they know they are...

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Nairobians mmesema mnataka fast commuter Trains jam inawamaliza kwa barabara?

Sawa basi, tutaRESTART NAIROBI.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Hii ni sura ya mtu hajawahi kula pizza tangu July

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Ulimanage @odinga_winnie ?

[DAGI🇰🇪 @BrianDagi7]

@osoroKE Ni advertisement tu anafanya
Jamaa itaonja iskie hakuna grip isepe!😂😂