Brian Fogarty

Oneliner enthusiast, Banter Merchant

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Excellent. Bribing those two judges has paid off, just as it did during the Miss Teen America pageant.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

[robbie elliott @robbieelliott3]

Brilliant. How Sunday league teams are picked (or #nufc)

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

"He's not my favourite actor of all time by the way. No, my favourite actor of all time... is Mr Sidney Poitier."

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

A lad's toughness can be measured by the loudness of his car's exhaust #carrickfacts

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

“Look At How Adorable My Baby Is. I Said Fucking Look Or I’ll Cut You,” Says New Mom http://t.co/iMMhhrIMgW #cute

[Ken Early @kenearlys]

rodgers should parcel up that manager of the year award and mail it to suarez

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

This is doing the rounds again on Facebook. Which is pleasing.

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

http://t.co/mpthbKn6XU @JasonPower1990 for your Sunday morning pleasure

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

We can confirm reports that a giant baby is on the loose after escaping the family camping site #ElectricPicnic2014

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

@JasonPower1990 @gg_curwon ?????

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

When I told my friend Jane she could save hundreds by switching to UHT she said "there's no demand for it because it's shite" #milkycupoftea

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Interesting to see that if Garth Brooks has to choose between his children, he'd sooner they all died. #sophieschoice #friendsinlowplaces

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

"Sammy, you old slag. It's the Brentmeister General."

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

Bill has gone against the conventional pocket square and decided to stuff an underpants in his jacket pocket #rteworldcup

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

First day in school for Irish man: http://t.co/7UFxgNAoIb
@aidoneill @BigBallsMonkey

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

@Turley_21 @aidoneill "what's that song?".... That's the bottle up the ass song #intrusive

[Brian Fogarty @BrianFog]

@aidoneill that's the shot, gone mad into the craft beers and ale myself. Hopefully get up to watch your fight on the 31st