Brian Courtney

Writer, World Traveler, Boston Sports Fan

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

One of the Dems biggest mistakes was antagonizing Elon. He has done more for the Earth - and electric cars - than any other human being.

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@MichaelWarbur17 An all time great scene

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@StephenKing @Jim_Jordan It’s still the party of law & order, except under lil Donnie it’s become the party of Law & Order: SVU

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Bro don’t fuck with Josh #thewestwing #joshlyman @BradleyWhitford

[bea @schiff0rd]

How he got two men elected president is beyond me

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@SpiesVespers He’s overcompensating because the bakery workers made him wear a mask

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Holy crap, this is my entire child on one shelf. @PaulisGreat2000 that is absolutely incredible!

[👻 Paultergeist 🎃 @PaulisGreat2000]

Always a good day when I need to consult my R.L. Stine shelf while writing ✍️ 💀 😱

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@MissDahlELama Ramble on by Led Zeppelin

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Look, I know this is random, but I’m finally getting around to reading Crime & Punishment and I must say this: so far, Pyotr Petrovitch has the worst case of micro penis that I’ve ever seen #crimeandpunishment #dostoevsky

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@patriottakes Hey looks like a store brand Hugh Hefner in this picture

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@GothamChess Congratulations to you both!

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@bobford Ramble on by Led Zeppelin

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@patriottakes She’s wearing so much foundation that she looks like she’s wearing a mask

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@TravisAllen02 “I’m a Liar” by Rollins Band. I kid you not, listen to it- it’s Trump to every single one of his minions

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@moonhowler_1972 @benleemusic Gold

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@patriottakes It looks like Rob Ford came back from the dead to dress up as Trump for Halloween

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@patriottakes Maybe they could afford a slightly less rusted out grill if they had one or two less guns

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@patriottakes Wouldn’t be bragging with that swing

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@patriottakes It’s adorable how proud he is

I hope Lindell gave him a cookie and scratched him behind the ear for being a good dog

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Absolutely amazing- love this

@BrandonTensley @Simone_Biles ❤️🤍💙

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@BrianKeene @JohnUrbancik Burn MF Burn by 5FDP has always served me well in these situations. Well done 🤘