bobford

long haired hippie writer dude. @bobford on Instagram email: [email protected]

[bobford @bobford]

So yeah... @FoxNews, I was just wondering... question that's been on my mind lately. How many tubes of Chapstick and pairs of kneepads DO you guys go through in say... idk... a month's time? Is there a graph I could look at? Some kind of slide deck maybe?

[bobford @bobford]

For the next five days, Larva Me Tender is available FREE on Kindle!
Have yourself a holly jolly twisted little holiday. 🙂

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[The Full Zervis with Murray Daniels @Zervco]

Public Zervis Announcement -

Please read Burner by @bobford.

That is all.

Burner https://t.co/8sjA7zQ66O

[bobford @bobford]

@Zervco Thanks guys! Sorry for the long delayed response on this... I've had my head buried into my laptop and I think it ate my face.

[John Boden @JohnBoden1970]

It's release day for my first poetry collection, MY EYES ARE JUST HOLOGRAMS. Available anywhere you can order books from. Over 60 poems and word things. lovingly tended by @apokrupha and Wonderful cover art and these kind words from
@bobford

[bobford @bobford]

Dear CNN... whoever handles your closed caption work should either get a raise or be fired. I'm unsure of which yet. But... having half a cup of coffee and seeing this as I'm watching the news was both spectacular and alarming, so thank you for that.

#HappyEveryoneIsOk #Zombies

[bobford @bobford]

This is my first intentional decent into the extreme horror genre.

Queen of Pain.

Unleashing in 2025.

[bobford @bobford]

This was a blast to do, thanks guys!

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Check out this very special reading of Bloodlegum & Lolliknives by the legend @bobford!

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[bobford @bobford]

Thanks all!

[Kelli Owen @KelliOwen_]

This Saturday 10a-1p 📚🎃

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Come see me @bobford @todd_keisling @amandaheadlee @KennethWCain and others!!

[bobford @bobford]

So yeah, hey. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. He's 71 years old now. You're welcome, Gen X. Have a great day.

[bobford @bobford]

@Zervis_Company @ElfordAlley You guys kick more ass than a donkey. Thank you so much for this. I've been deep in the trenches, working until all I see is Matrix code behind my eyelids when I sleep. But...I'll be sending an exclusive, never before done, video reading your way VERY soon.

[bobford @bobford]

If you were going to wear a t-shirt with your most often used phrase, what would it be?

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

oh my god

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

My mom died when I was 17. I only have a handful of pictures and zero videos of her. A couple years ago, on my birthday, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. It simply said “happy birthday” with a YouTube link. I clicked it and my heart stopped. It was my mom.

I had to pull over immediately. She was telling me how proud she was of me and how she wondered what I’d become. Maybe a policeman, a preacher, or even a clown. I couldn’t believe it.

Well, it turns out the random phone number was my friend Jon’s dad, who had found this video on an old VHS tape they made before a 1999 school event. I was 16.

This experience got me thinking... what if we could have one last conversation with someone we lost?

🚛 The Crossing Over Express is now on @X 👻

[bobford @bobford]

@writing_show Absolutely!

[bobford @bobford]

@HorrorDNA @KevinBLucia @mercedesmy @ChadLutzke @kelliowen_ @cmpriest @andrewcull @todd_keisling @HaileyPiperSays @HightowerLaurel Thanks for promoting all of these fine authors, including me, the heathen. <3

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Friday #Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99. Works by @KevinBLucia, @bobford, @mercedesmy, @ChadLutzke, @kelliowen_, @cmpriest, @andrewcull, @todd_keisling, @HaileyPiperSays, @HightowerLaurel & more! #horror #ad #amreading #amreadinghorror

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[bobford @bobford]

@jconnollybooks If you think that chair is scary...don't look in the closet. @StephenKing is hiding in there with a Pennywise mask.

[bobford @bobford]

@EHuanglu @Hailuo_AI Only added the word "elderly"...