Brian Johnson

I build websites for small businesses.
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[Brian Johnson @BrianJonline]

@noahgundersen Your site was hacked! Google "noah gundersen tour" from an incognito window, go to your site, and click around, you'll see what I mean. This happens to be a thing I fix on WordPress sites everyday so let me know if you need help! Huge fan.

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@graysbaydam ...You up?

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They changed the date for the @RATMofficial show 4 times, and I happened to not notice after the 4th time. I'll be outside the country, and there are no refunds or transfers.

The irony of being screwed out of $300 by "the machine" for a Rage Against the Machine show is strong.

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@edgarrmv Probably right in httpdocs\

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@chrisweids Wow... I need to meet this girl

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What I wouldn't give to see @trent_reznor do some music for the next season of Love Death & Robots

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@chrisweids I love her!

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@chrisweids It was a good bar

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"I just don't get why nobody is using Skype..."

The CEO of Skype mumbles to himself as he opens up the task manager to force close Skype after a meeting since there's no way to exit

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We launched another website! This time for the Farmington-based Thelen Cabinet Company.

https://t.co/tVHSSMFwHn

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@chrisweids Sprots

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We built a new website! https://t.co/KqHtnW3rIS

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I think we should change our country's name to "Aamerica" so that nobody questions why we're first in the dropdown

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@chrisweids Not drone footage, but it is pretty insane nonetheless!

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What if we asked like 10% of all young, healthy people to intentionally infect themselves every week and then self-quarantine until they've all had it? Prevents them from spreading it unknowingly.

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Did nobody else see that insane meteor / fireball last night over the Twin Cities, Minnesota? Right around 10:15pm maybe. Brightest I've ever seen!

[Jennifer Austin @jenniferfaustin]

Despite being MN's 4th most populated city, Bloomington doesn't have a single brewery taproom.

"I don't want to say totally archaic, but a little archaic that we don't have them here."

The ballot question which is the first step to change that - tonight at 10 on @kare11

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@chrisweids I saw this! Given the people I know in Bloomington, I think this will pass in a landslide. It is definitely archaic

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"We have become hard. We are the people of the apocalypse."

https://t.co/fZW7wp7vjb

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Omg what happened to Godaddy's branding??? Goodbye green and orange, hello excessive serifs!