God Hates the Trail Blazers

Just trying to be a good father to my dogs and support the Trail Blazers.

[Geist @TysonCreme]

It lowkey sucks that this nigga got too famous to go back to acting. He’s a natural 😂

[Tyson Alger @tysonalger]

Every kid grows up wanting to buy an NBA team on the other side of the country, strip it for parts and alter the lives of a lot of hard working people who have actually done things for this city.

Will be a hell of a commencement speech.

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

Worst people in the history of the world:
1. Hitler
2. Tom Dundon

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

@CHold @trailblazers This really bums me out. Thanks for everything!

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

Fuck this guy

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Trail Blazers are widely expected to move on from interim coach Tiago Splitter.

New owner Tom Dundon is not willing to increase Splitter’s current salary.

Portland is trying to find a new head coach who will accept being the lowest paid in the NBA as a cost-cutting measure.

[🤺🇸🇳🇧🇪🇳🇱 @philfanacc]

bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[Mat Smith @RealMatSmith]

They can give SGA the MVP again if they want but he ain’t the MVP. He is the best player on the best team. That has to be your definition of most valuable player to vote SGA 🤷‍♂️

The run Joker has been on over the last 5yrs specifically is berserk.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

Girlfriends be like “yes ill have the cardamom asparagus earl grey ice cream please!” And then be like “i dont like it”

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

@nickysmokess Maybe my favorite tweet ever.

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

@jkylemann This is incredible stuff.

[God Hates the Trail Blazers @BrianSimantel]

@SwooshMcDuck I needed this tweet and comment section. Losing my mind all season.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i’m being 100% serious when i say the plot of this here is the best that a movie has ever handled the idea of a multiverse

[Corbie @Corbienest]

Objectify your husband. He craves it. I like to smack mine on the ass and let him know I’m only with him for his good looks.

[Stephen Means @Stephen_Means]

“Penn State’s loss to UCLA just goes to show how deep the Big Ten is this year. Every Saturday is a blood bath”

Am I doing this right SEC fans?

[ﱢ @cookinquack]

DDS vs Dante Moore with the game on the line:

[Ryan Phillips @JournoRyan]

This is what I imagine God looks like

[chance @chanceposts]

neither is enough to stop the feeling that things are going to keep getting worse, but pancakes, I guess