Brian Swanson

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Chiles, nice birthday bro. Mix in a water before submitting the spelling for your fake id next time! Hope u got into a different freshman bar and still had a fun night. #GoGreen

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

I be driving somewhat #recklessly in the company rental car

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

@datboykwam Ur mom has one of those

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

#theseven

[Ron “The Dong” Dingle @rondingle63]

Wya pussy boy @camhendrix yk you can’t drown in rain right?? 😹

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

There is no fucking way my uber driver is scrolling reels on the highway

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

The app that keeps on giving

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

San Francisco is a wild city man. Headed in to learn some history #lank

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

@rondingle63 Rush the field just to trample CH

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Michigan athlete LARP backpack in the Ann Arbor bar night before Oklahoma game… OU BY A THOUSAND

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

@Sherronesmoore This is some deep, deep ball knowledge. Wish I could divulge more.

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

@Frederick_Soft Pro day legend

[Freddy P. Soft @Frederick_Soft]

We’re so back #iykyk

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

At this point my worthless burner is me just reposting the same shitty text I send to the group chat with my hometown friends just hoping and praying the BV gives me more of a reaction than just a singular sympathy thumbs up

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Are you really in big time sales if there aren’t untested peptides in the office fridge?

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Just ripped a blinker while slicing an AC/DC riff on the guitar at my divorced aunts second wedding. Is this experience original?

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Currently sitting in my sales slop office job, got a 2 year ago today flashback on my Snapchat taking a 5 star recruit to the strip club on his official visit and getting him laid with a stripper. Kid committed the next day. Oh how times change. #washed

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

My smile this morning faded faster than Sherrone Moore’s when the soft 6 he was dogging out at the team hotel threatened to #metoo him. Thank you for the chip Dusty. Good luck.

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Crazy thrift find today while blowing off my j*b responsibilities on the company dime. Is this better than the real deal merch from Augusta? #lank

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Never had an original experience

[Bob P. Dubz @DubzBob]

Every Ross project group I’ve ever been in but I have way less aura than Chalamet and Kylie is a soft six who’s way too interested in consulting

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Update - this mf gave me the cleanest cut of my life for $18. Ankle monitor for the win

[Brian Swanson @BrianSwansonJr]

Week 3 post grad on the cushy white boy job. Walked into a barbershop on gratiot and I’m the only one in here without face tats or an ankle monitor. Claude, should I just offer up the watch now?