In honor of staying cool and refreshed on this blistering hot Saturday, here is something I wasted my time on by brainstorming the beer equivalent of each sports apparel brand. Enjoy...
The Pirates -
Mlodzinski (arguably your best reliever) gets thrown into the rotation (when you have 2 capable guys ready in AAA)
Sent Nicolas down (who could easily take the place of Mlodzinski and/or 2 or 3 guys up here)
Mismanagement exhibit A, B, C all the way to fucking Z