Dirk Calloway

thrill seeker

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@dangiallorossi Other than that one screamer he scored he’s hardly had a good moment all season

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@SCFC_18 Do you think we’ll actually be able to keep Phillips? Curious as to what that price tag would be for a permanent move

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@PitterPotter619 I’m so over him, hope we sell this summer. Just runs arounds for 90 min doing nothing

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@willmenaker How about Tyrese Haliburton?

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@SeattleFanGZ @ringer @BillSimmons Shortsighted is exactly the word I thought of. One of his dumbest takes in a long time

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@scfcbill @stokecity Lmao

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@stokecity What a fuckin ball from Thomas

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

The American experience: watching an alcoholic rapist tell you how based and epic it’s going to be for the most cucked administration in history to drag us into another endless war in the Middle East that no one wants while millions here can’t afford healthcare

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "To our steadfast partner, Israel. Your mission is being executed with unmatched skill and iron determination. Fighting shoulder to shoulder with such a capable ally is a true force multiplier and a breath of fresh air."

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@ggreenwald @doulbedoink @SamBecket178357 Astute political analysis Glenn!

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@WorldWideWob Montevideo, Uruguay

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@stokecity What a first touch by the kid

[Tyrese Haliburner @TyreseHaliburn]

When are they announcing the fine for Scott Foster game 4?

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@PitterPotter619 @Becki_Baby Yeah maybe that was optimistic lol. Would require us to actually score some goals at some point

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@ESPNInsights Worth it

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

Eating microwave popcorn listening to Bobby Shmurda in the dive bar. Watched Past Lives last night and getting high to forget it

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@stokecity Holy shit, actual full back spotted!

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

Wow. https://t.co/XZMfDXhmau

[Dirk Calloway @benmorbidguy]

@Carsobi Who exactly do you think they’d be missing out on at #5 that would make the price too high?