Brian Vorce

Baseball and pop music expert. OIF Vet and avid chewer of Dubble Bubble. Cavalier. Iconoclast. Married to Mal. Unbeatable at air hockey.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@benandbeccalee @katiejwoo @JonHeyman @JeffPassan @ChrisCotillo 2 promising pitchers and $20 million off the books. That covers both goals.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@IktaSentrosi @Cardinals_Live I don’t see it costing $70 million either, but that number also seems to be pulled completely out of thin air.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@Cardinals_Live So what? I’ve seen a lot of crying about the Cardinals trading off pieces, but so what? They’re not particularly good. Why keep this team together?

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@bschaeffer12 I see a lower ERA and more innings pitched. Watch out fourth place, here we come.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@Cardinals_Live Sounds familiar…

[Greg Sestero @gregsestero]

I used to know a girl…

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

#Yadimolina04 looks like Lotso from Toy Story 3 in the road blues. Sorry Yadi. It’s only with the gear on.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@ScottWuerz A win’s a win!

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@ScottWuerz In fairness, Washington hasn’t won any playoff series with Mad Max, which is the exact same number as the Cards since DC signed him.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If they’ve really caught the #GoldenStateKiller I hope I get to visit him. Not to gloat or gawk — to ask him the questions that @TrueCrimeDiary wanted answered in her “Letter To An Old Man” at the end of #IllBeGoneInTheDark.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@koehneisland Spot on.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@ScottWuerz More long-term ability to sustain the bad portion of Stanton's deal. If he doesn't opt out. STL has pitching needs too. Maybe not as pronounced as SF. But we are also entering an even year so Giants 2018.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

I'm pretty sure Dave Roberts is a @smokey_robinson clone with a phony name. #WorldSeries2017 #Motown #SecondThatEmotion

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@robfafoglia It's a joke with people at work.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@kschwarb12 looks like a bleached, bearded Shrek. #NLCS

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@TheTweetOfGod @DavidBusboom As if slavery wasn't already there #Aztecs

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

Stop Twitter-stalking me!

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@GizoJournalism @Apple Whoa. 1940s dream effects.

[Brian Vorce @BrianVorce]

@pattonoswalt @MST3K Big shoes to fill! "He tried to kill me with a forklift!!!"

[NPR @NPR]

Scientists Find Hints Of A Giant, Hidden Planet In Our Solar System https://t.co/UhHwE0XXuh