Brian K Anderson

I made a thing.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

I’m entering a news and social media blackout until after Election Day. Later!

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@ditzkoff They didn’t let him throw out the first pitch?

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@RyanGirdusky @stephen_richer @abbydphillip

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@scottderrickson Miller’s a snake. At last month’s Republican Convention he was approached by a reporter from a Spanish-language newspaper, who presented him with data that contradicted Miller’s talking points. Miller had a meltdown and screamed at the guy.

https://t.co/G2kRP4LPA7

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@katystoll Back when Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, members of 45’s cabinet had to repeatedly explain to him that Puerto Rico is a US Territory and thereby entitled to disaster aid. This is stuff we learn in elementary school.

And when he found out, he tried to trade PR for Greenland.

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@MondoNews Who fed Slimer Taco Bell?

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@ChudJohnson7723 @briangaar "Chinaman?" Did you just step out of a time machine from 1832?

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@RonFilipkowski @Acyn What’s her win/loss record? Has she ever won a case for the big guy?

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@brianbeutler @atrupar RFK’s first day on the job: “Okay, someone get me a whale head.”

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@MethodCraig @natsechobbyist @FPWellman Comedian makes an offensive joke in a comedy club. Makes sense.

Comedian makes an offensive joke at a Presidential rally. Super stupid.

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@MaDhATter1585 @natsechobbyist You pay for Twitter.

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@GT45452 @Ains1181 @natsechobbyist

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@Angelica_Reed1 @iamharaldur You just know 30+ years later he tells everyone he invented eating pizza crust-first.

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@decayed_diorite @carlquintanilla @axios @politico @nytimes @RollingStone Are you talking about the $15 ActBlue donation that happened in January of 2021, when he was 17 and ineligible to vote? Funny thing about that is eight months later he registered as a Republican.

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@Get0ut0fMyWay @KateSullivanDC @jimsciutto I misread that as “disinfect MTG” and, well… yeah. That too.

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@therealcliffyb @L337Lauren Oh hey, Donnie’s there too.

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@BradMossEsq “Don’t say a bunch of racist, unfunny jokes about voters ✓”

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@subtoconnorpls “See, this doesn’t feel quite as bad as Grand Theft does it?”

I wonder which GTA Tim played…

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@ChaseMit Republicans yesterday: “Beyoncé?! Pffst! Who cares what celebrities have to say about politics?!”

Republicans today: “Everyone shut up! The fake doctor from TV is talking about ‘Murica!”