Figured social media out
FB =people that need to keep their reputation for their jobs
IG = people who need to post pics of themselves working out 10 times a day
SnapC= prostitution service
Twitter = people that don’t give a flying fuck what other people think of them
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Figured social media out
FB =people that need to keep their reputation for their jobs
IG = people who need to post pics of themselves working out 10 times a day
SnapC= prostitution service
Twitter = people that don’t give a flying fuck what other people think of them
Ugh my kids won’t stop asking for things:
Can I have a snack before breakfast?
I know you just sat w/ coffee but where’s breakfast?
Oops I meant waffles not toast!
I know I said I was good but can I have more juice?
Where are you going with those bags?
Are you coming back?
I have made it a habit to regularly annoy my wife by doing simple, fun things that irk the more “organized” side of her personality.
Tonight was “mish-mash” with the toddlers pajamas! Different tops and bottoms.
You should’ve seen her face! You should’ve seen her face!!!
So we're all on the same page...
Bless your heart = go fuck yourself
You do you = go fuck yourself
No hard feelings = go fuck yourself
Cool story = go fuck yourself
Bugger off = go fuck yourself
I said good day = go fuck yourself
With all due respect = go fuck yourself