Brian, (with an i) the right way.

Send Lawyers, Guns & Money, the shit has hit the fan. |father of 3 & ❤️ my wife | sarcasm from the Dad side of life. Unverified AF💥

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Figured social media out

FB =people that need to keep their reputation for their jobs

IG = people who need to post pics of themselves working out 10 times a day

SnapC= prostitution service

Twitter = people that don’t give a flying fuck what other people think of them

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

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[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

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[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

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[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

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[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

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If you enter using this link, I will get more entries. :) Sweepstakes ends 07/29/20.

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[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Figured social media out

FB =people that need to keep their reputation for their jobs

IG = people who need to post pics of themselves working out 10 times a day

SnapC= prostitution service

Twitter = people that don’t give a flying fuck what other people think of them

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

Ugh my kids won’t stop asking for things:

Can I have a snack before breakfast?

I know you just sat w/ coffee but where’s breakfast?

Oops I meant waffles not toast!

I know I said I was good but can I have more juice?

Where are you going with those bags?

Are you coming back?

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Karen asking the internet for ideas on what her baby name should be

[Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest]

I have made it a habit to regularly annoy my wife by doing simple, fun things that irk the more “organized” side of her personality.

Tonight was “mish-mash” with the toddlers pajamas! Different tops and bottoms.

You should’ve seen her face! You should’ve seen her face!!!

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Karen doing Karen shit
https://t.co/LtNZqddQoG

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Karen learning how to smoke cigars
https://t.co/MB1MwCmtfe

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Karen doing Karen shit again
https://t.co/xipNIFvndw

[MumInBits @MumInBits]

Them: we give zero fucks

Me: *gives approximately 284 more fucks every day*

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

So we're all on the same page...

Bless your heart = go fuck yourself

You do you = go fuck yourself

No hard feelings = go fuck yourself

Cool story = go fuck yourself

Bugger off = go fuck yourself

I said good day = go fuck yourself

With all due respect = go fuck yourself

[John Cena @SohnCena]

At what age do humans become lying sacks of shit? Is it two? It feels like it’s two.

[Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest]

Only a toddler knows how to be an asshole about being given pancakes for breakfast!

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Looks like Karen made a wrong turn
https://t.co/0twZ8rfhoH