Scorpius Funk's Junk

Word Whisperer...SHHH!

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

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Life is what you make it. Unfortunately, many of us don't know what to make of it.

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

Why does everything have to be a JOURNEY? Can't we just take a fucken short trip too?

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

Why do Farts suddenly appear?
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be. Far from you

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

Pizza used to be a poor man's food. Now it's a rich man's. Bye Pizza.

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

Well, kiss goodbye to saying mother and father, according to New York current legislation under consideration are gender-neutral terms.

How about some fun guesses as to what they would be?

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

"Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till I fart again in the morrow."

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I've never met anybody in therapy who was actually cured, 42 years later. That's what I call a business.

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

Never let them catch you with your pants down. Keep it light, tight, & out of a sight, baby.

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AI will imperceptibly create new realities we begin to believe are rooted in facts...Fictitous facts designed to manipulate societies at their Puppet Masters beckoning.

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

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Funny how AI is beginning to cost more for companies than actual employees. Poetic Justice.

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Traveling twice the speed of sound it's easy to get burned.

CSN&Y

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

[Scorpius Funk's Junk @propheces]

If you never have time for your kids, then you should never have time for yourself.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if i was a stripper i would wear giant granny panties so there would be more room for money

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

When I ask for directions please don't use east west

I'll just get more lost

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I think people are capable of change.

Just kidding, no they’re not.

[Ammargarita🍸🇺🇸 @annmargarita72]

Its like my mom used to say, do you ever shut up

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.