Brian Garner

Believer. Husband. Father. Proud Texan. Longhorn. Lawyer. Hurdler. Meat whisperer.

[Brian Garner @Brian__Garner]

@NewbergReport If anyone in the dugout or front office "considers [this team] a contender," they are completely delusional

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Democrats just replaced a duly elected candidate who 156,000 people voted for

The same thing they did with Joe Biden

The party of “democracy”

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Hey everyone,

Don't forget to take a moment to laugh at Elizabeth Warren.

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

The hacks on The View have done it again.

A multimillionaire says she doesn’t feel safe in neighborhoods with American flags while another asks, “What are we actually celebrating?”

For starters, celebrate the fact that you live in a country where you’re free to say exactly that on national television, earn millions doing it, and face no government punishment for your opinion.

We’re celebrating 250 years of liberty, opportunity, sacrifice, and the greatest experiment in self-government the world has ever known.

If you think America has nothing worth celebrating, compare the freedoms you enjoy here with those in places where dissent is actually punished.

That’s why millions of people still dream of coming to the United States.

The American people are sick of your limousine grievance.

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 LMAO! Fox News just ran Eric Swalwell and Graham Platner’s video responses to sexual misconduct allegations side-by-side.

The scripts are almost WORD-FOR-WORD identical!

Democrats are really using the same playbook. Clown show exposed.

[Brian Garner @Brian__Garner]

@JeffreyToobin All that whacking off is making the blood retreat from your brain

[Brian Garner @Brian__Garner]

@JeffreyToobin Writing comedy now, huh?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The good news is that we no longer have to pretend to care about soccer

[Helpless Vol 🥵🥵🥵 @helpless_vol]

This red card suspension has shown me that there is no way countries outside of America could handle college football.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear restaurant owners,

We all hate QR code menus. Stop.

Everyone.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

BOOM!!!

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

I can’t believe we needed a SCOTUS ruling to say Temporary Protected Status is temporary.

[Brian Garner @Brian__Garner]

@Tyarchak @1776Dom @NydiaVelazquez To be fair, there shouldn't be "activist judges." That is a euphemism for "judges who do not follow precedent, the law or the Constitution." Read a book

[Baseball's Not Dead @dead_baseball]

Why isn't Texas Tech now offering Sorsby an academic scholarship so he can continue to get those resources they said were paramount above football?

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Dear socialists,
When you get a minute, and that shouldn’t be hard considering most of you don’t have jobs, pop in to South Florida and find a Cuban cafe. Make sure to tell everyone there sipping their coffee how great socialism is.
Let us know how it goes.
Thanks!

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

The 25-26 Athletic season is now officially complete. Here is the final Directors' Cup Top 10.

More content on this year's DC is on the way, conference standings, points per team fielded, etc. If there is anything you want to see, drop a comment below!

[Republicans @Republicans]

Don’t forget your photo ID!