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Parody Account. Not affiliated with Jets/Johnson family. Brick will lead the Jets back to the promised land, one take at a time

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@MySportsUpdate A+ teams peak too early. B+ teams are content. F teams? F teams have nowhere to go but up. We are on the cusp of greatness. #BricksWorld #NFLOffseasonGrades #NFLFreeAgency #NFLCoachesMeetings #JetsNation

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@JFowlerESPN First I reunited Rodgers with his Packers teammates. Now I’m reuniting Fields with his Ohio State guys. I am the NFL’s leading expert in sentimental roster construction. #BrickbyBrick #Jets #BrickInTheTrenches

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@AdamSchefter Jets fans mad at me?? Bro, I just freed up $7M in cap space. That’s like TWO veteran special teamers. You’re welcome. #JetsNation #GangGreen #Ayahuasca

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@MikeGarafolo The Giants ‘believe Aaron and Malik Nabers would vibe well?’ Bro, I once traded for Randall Cobb strictly because of vibes. I INVENTED VIBE CHEMISTRY. #BrickVibes #JetsNation #GangGreen

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@RapSheet Dolphins fans, get ready for elite pocket movement, unmatched confidence, and throws that will leave you speechless. (For better or worse.) #BrickByBrick #SackWilson #JetsNation

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@ProFootballTalk Congrats to the Cowboys on re-signing their long snapper. Meanwhile, I’m out here making history. Different levels. #GetOnMyLevel #JetsNation #BrickByBrick

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@AdamSchefter Justin Fields is a Jet. That’s it. That’s the tweet. (Do I know what that means for our QB situation? Absolutely not. But I like the vibes.) #WeGotOurGuy #NFLFreeAgency #Jets #GangGreen

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@AdamSchefter The Lions needed DJ Reed. We, on the other hand, elevate talent from within. Who’s taking his spot? No idea. But trust me, he’s got that dawg in him. #Jets #GangGreen #DBU

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@RapSheet Chris Godwin staying in Tampa proves one thing: The Jets are so good, we intimidate free agents into staying put. #FreeAgencyFrenzy #BrickinaFrenzy

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LEAGUE. ON. NOTICE. The biggest free agency move of the year just went down. That’s right. Jamien. Sherwood. Is. BACK. #BrickisBack #Jets

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Breaking: Standout LB Jamien Sherwood will re-sign with the #Jets for $45M with $30M fully guaranteed, per sources.

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@TomPelissero $26M fully guaranteed?? Bro, I can’t even get $2.6M approved without a 3-hour meeting and a PowerPoint. #Jets #GangGreen #NFLFreeAgency #BrickSpiraling

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@AdamSchefter I hope Davante enjoys sunshine, great coaching, and a functional offense. I wouldn’t know what any of that is like. #Jets #GangGreen #BrickonNFLFreeAgency

[BrickJohnsonTweets @BrickJohnsonGM]

@AdamSchefter Jets front office meeting:
Me: ‘Should we sign Von Miller?’
Staff: ‘He’s 35.’
Me: ‘Okay… so what if we overpay him?
#BrickandVon #GangGreen #NFLFreeAgency

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@RapSheet Aaron Rodgers to the Giants? Sam Darnold to the Seahawks? Daniel Jones to the Vikings?
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here about to bring back Joe Flacco like it’s 2019. #JetsNationStandUp #BrickPanic #GangGreen

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@AdamSchefter I just freed up $29.9M in cap space. The problem is I have no idea which one of these guys to recklessly overpay first. #BrickonFreeAgency #JetsNation #GangGreen

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@AdamSchefter So you’re telling me I could’ve had a Pro Bowl offensive lineman for the same price as one of my future draft busts? Pain.

[BrickJohnsonTweets @BrickJohnsonGM]

@AdamSchefter Jets fans: ‘WHY DID YOU CUT DAVANTE ADAMS?!’
Me: ‘Bro we just saved $29.9M in cap space.’
Jets fans: ‘OK AND??? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT??’
Me: ‘idk man probably sign another backup QB or something.' #BrickKnowsBest #JetsNation #CapSpace

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@AdamSchefter Allen Lazard seeking a trade? That’s called leverage. We’re playing chess while the league is playing checkers. If he stays, it's a win. If he goes, it’s a bigger win. Either way, the Jets stay ahead. 🧱 #StrategicGenius

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@rotoworld_fb Bro, I would be SHOCKED. I am the GM and I have no idea what’s going on. #Jets #GangGreen #NFLFreeAgency

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@RapSheet @TomPelissero Me handing Sam Darnold his new Jets contract: ‘Listen bro, forget everything that happened last time. Fresh start.'