Sleezy Drunk

Just some guy with a very nice mustache.

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

Listening to a couple kids do an acoustic cover of Sweet Child O' Mine, much like Axl Rose it started strong and quickly went downhill

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FuckBovice You don't own a vacuum?

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

It’s been more than a decade now since my father passed. He often told me “in life you are frequently forced into your best decisions” and that understanding has proved me comfort in tough times over the years. For any of you that are struggling today, I see you.

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@mattytalks You should start a pants company for white people with more money than they know what to do with, you could call it Glengarry Pleats

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

It’s been at least 4 days since a multinational corporation tried to sell me chicken tenders shaped like a penis. I’m starting to think they don’t really care about pride month after all

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FuckBovice I've got a bridge to sell you

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@Photoshop Y'all ruined the PS Express app. Thanks for that.

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FuckBovice If the red river is flowing, get your swim trunks on

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@mattytalks Hairy wife, hairy life

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FuckBovice rage against the machine is just limp bizkit for commies

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@mattytalks Sent to drain my balls?

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FuckBovice Damn, that's a stupid prize

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@FAGEUSA You've slyly jacked up the prices of your yogurt by dropping the amount of various ingredients.
Why not announce this?
5% single-serve cup was 200g (6g sugar, 18g protein, 190 cal), now 150g (5g, 14g, 140 cal) at the same price or more.

[$_FunkBovice @FuckBovice]

i saw mommy milking Santa

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@mattytalks You should start a tribute band to Bob Weir called Bitch Rat

[$_FunkBovice @FuckBovice]

*sees the giant worm thing in dune*

*me rubbing my temples*

“can we…..fuck it?”

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@PaperWash He should probably focus on his personal health because you can't pay off death, at least not in iPhones

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

"this app is free 😂" no it's not, it's consuming your life

[Sleezy Drunk @Brick_Walrus]

@mattytalks Boys listen to the Grateful Dead on a klipsch home theater system, Men build a faithful 1/6 scale reproduction of the Wall of Sound to listen to the Grateful Dead.
https://t.co/NjB87UNI4L