Bridget

If I cared about what you do on the weekend, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

My version of high school glory days is showing random people that I was a historically accurate white Jesus. It all happened on his resurrection.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

Okay but I'm trying to go to Cancun with the Vikings too, where y'all staying 😂

[Michael Hart @OMGHart]

I’m going to do so much uproaring. @roaringriot

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

3-2 Bridge. Final favor was to tell me I'm pretty and far superior at Mario Kart

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

Marriage goals: Betting favors on Mario Kart battles. 1-0 Bridge. Stay tuned

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@IATomWalton

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Twitter has nothing on these 1912 papers roasting the Titanic situation. And there were ppl trying to make us feel guilty, pffff.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

TYRA MAILLLLLLL!!!!

[Holly Rowe @sportsiren]

People hating on Angel Reese or Caitlin Clark. Stop.

Unapologetically confident young women should be celebrated NOT hated.
Get used to it.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

Me @ me, Merry Christmas friends

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@MattUTB @SamsonTyler1171 @BeerlyFootball Soft as fuck.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@LitGawddess You are goals 💜

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@BrooksRadio @lisapacha 💀

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@RitchieBreen @EDCburner Vikings fan. But you do realize no one can compete with Commanders and Bears lol. Panthers and Lions will try their best though.

[JJ’s Phat Dumpy @PhattyDumpy]

Kirk and KOC ready to annihilate these fishes

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

What would Putin's name be if he was a My Little Pony? Winner gets nothing; this is just necessary research.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@sarahhland @rodger Stop it right fucking now. Holy shit. There's no way.

[Bridget @BridgeRussell]

@sarahhland @DanaWessel Oh 100% 💀