Collin Strajack

Comedian, podcaster, 9-5’er, used car owner
Host of the @mdoverthinker podcast

[Collin Strajack @collinstrajack]

Yo @TheoVon I have a date on Friday and she is on the fence about @BusboysMovie after seeing the trailer. What do I? Thanks in advance. Praise God.

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@HunterBiden You’re welcome on my pod sir. @mdoverthinker

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MAGA Plot Twist: Hunter Biden is a reasonable dude

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@mirexmoses I am not sitting on the floor dog

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@NBA Chili's eh?

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Bonnie needs to chill.

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@raphousetv7 My therapist would hate this. However, we love Howie, and I get it. OCD sucks.

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Got tested by a strong black woman and she didn’t see me fly past that test in a cape made of pure gold.

I’m an ally like no other. I respected the test and we hugged later.

That’s how we should live.

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I’m not perfect but I can say that 9 years ago was a different Collin. Don’t snort white powdery substances, it is not worth it and there is never enough. Here’s to more years I can tally not doing that garbage. It will destroy you.

5/30/2017

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I’m having a Jeb Bush weekend. Please clap.

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I am trying to get @AriMattiComedy on a show in the Quad Cities. Like and comment. I will make it happen.

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Does the rat king approve? Notice the attire. @TheoVon

This is a favorite, fresh, new joke.

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I’m back tweeting / x’ing / seX’ing? about @BusboysMovie and I’m mad it’s not anywhere near me. Might have to see it in Minneapolis if possible. Heading there for 2 days tomorrow. Downtown. My friend Kris is gonna give me a haircut. It’ll be fun.

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@xxxEBUNNZ X won’t

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@tomsegura I gotta be in a special place to watch this show lol

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The new @wizkhalifa and @machinegunkelly mixtape restored my faith in humanity.

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CPAP humor. NSFW.

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Comedy

[mark normand @marknorm]

Friend: marriage oof, same woman everyday for the rest of your life.

Me: You’ve clearly never been married cuz she’s a different person every single day

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Nobody really understood until recently.

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

MEN: why do you often say you're fine even when you're not?

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@uscfan981 I’m here.