Shawntez

ISU/Guardians/Titans/Canucks| I assume you all have me muted already| Contributor for @tgatesociety Venmo: @smfen former blue check

[Shawntez @smfen]

Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Did the returner just fall backwards?

[NWS Des Moines @NWSDesMoines]

Early morning storms will roll across Iowa through morning commute time. Please use caution and check the weather before leaving home! #iawx

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Dying laughing at the concept of going to "rehab" for being "addicted" to gambling, then returning to your job at the gambling company

[Shawntez @smfen]

They fans are stomping out spurs fans in the streets when the Knicks are out of town and they could make a 6 block barrier for shit bag trump in 3 hours but we can’t set up a 1 block perimeter for the away team to get into their hotel? Cool

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Knicks fans WAITED for the Spurs at their hotel and somebody threw something at Wemby and hit him

THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE MAN WTF

[Shawntez @smfen]

Remember when a gunman showed up to practice for this game in 2017 and shot 4 people including the majority whip and congress still didn’t give a single fuck about passing gun reform

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

50-year-old Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt goes all out for a catch that leaves him with blood on his nose at the 2026 Congressional Baseball Game

[Shawntez @smfen]

World Cup starts tomorrow and the influencers are fighting

[Elsa @elsathora]

Yet I’m the one being accused of pandering and engagement farming 😭

[Shawntez @smfen]

As a full-time Yankees hater, Anthony Volpe might be my favorite player

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Unwatchable.

[Shawntez @smfen]

@C_Boeckman Enough of this “Olé” bullshit, Dorn

[Gavin Aronsen @garonsen]

If truth really mattered to you, you and your allies wouldn't constantly portray all of your critics as being on the "radical left." And you're a public figure, what I pointed out may merit a minor correction but certainly doesn't require legal action or come close to defamation.

[frogg.ech @ty_hotcommodity]

They aren’t about to make it to the games eating like this 😭

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

⚠️ Carter Hart is the first goalie to concede 4+ goals in each of the first 4 games of a Stanley Cup Final. [ESPN] #ForgedInGold

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

have to at least try

[Elsa @elsathora]

Okay so Amish people are real

[Shawntez @smfen]

Oh shams is doing presidential PR now?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

President Donald Trump is not expected to attend Game 4 of Knicks-Spurs in the NBA Finals on Wednesday night at Madison Square Garden due to scheduling conflicts and obligations, sources tell ESPN. Trump, a lifelong Knicks fan, watched the majority of Game 3 from a suite.

[Shawntez @smfen]

Congrats on keeping up the road while you lost a war loser

[Sensible Sunderland @SensibleSAFC]

Bramall Lane is older than your entire country, you chicken fried bellend

[Shawntez @smfen]

@LALACMSEA You can tube literally millions of rivers in America for free too dicknose

[Shawntez @smfen]

A month ago I took 2 edibles and drank 25 beers and 2 mixed drinks just playing video games at home with friends

[Aberdeen @22ABZ_]

Now now, let’s not pretend Yanks could manage drinking 14 beers

[Mike @MikeR5577]

These guys are facing prison time. Sorsby gets to play football.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

A credit card but instead of cash back you get Touch Tune credits