Alf

I discover myself when I fall short

[Alf @ryanalph]

🐐

[Alf @ryanalph]

It’s really as if people go “yeah I’m a pretty awful person and spirit to be around I really should find some republicans to get behind”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes

[Alf @ryanalph]

Once again proposing

[Alf @ryanalph]

I think it’s time to end the jets franchise. It’s just a no win situation. There’s no positives. Pack it up. The experiment is over

[Alf @ryanalph]

Son

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

New Jersey In-Person Early Voting

2025 DAY 1
🔵 DEM 38,039 (42%)
🔴 GOP 35,512 (39%)
⚪️ OTH 16,895 (19%)

2026 DAY 1
🔵 DEM 47,984 (57%)
🔴 GOP 20,989 (25%)
⚪️ OTH 15,118 (18%)

[Alf @ryanalph]

Objectively the worst end of game/half head coach of all time

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Glenn did not use a timeout in the first half. Why not use them in the last 2 minutes with the hope of getting the ball back? Why concede? Why? Why?

[Alf @ryanalph]

Aaron Glenn #slevelesshoodie

[Alf @ryanalph]

A new golden age of gaming about to begin

[Giroux @PeakyGiroux]

Grand Theft Auto has never been so back

[Alf @ryanalph]

@DevilsRedAlert These boomers gotta go. If we’re not winning with a perfectly ideal stat line it’s the end of the world

[Alf @ryanalph]

We’re winning the cup

[Adam Stanley @RandyLahey1994]

7-4 record and the Devils are dead last in this category. 🤣

[Alf @ryanalph]

@TaylorGross24 Who said this was happening

[Alf @ryanalph]

Complaining about anti Nazi merch is a choice

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

These are the shirts allowed for the @ThornsFC fans. None of them were removed. They have chants about burning people alive. Fans assaulted multiple people wearing @xx_xyathletics shirts. None of them were removed. I am quite literally in shock.

[Alf @ryanalph]

@TaylorGross24 Yeah what does that have to do with anything

[Alf @ryanalph]

@TaylorGross24 No you think human biology fits neatly into societal norms when they certainly is not the case and it hurts you’re little bwain

[Alf @ryanalph]

@TaylorGross24 There is no trans movement it’s just people existing as they’ve been for millennia. You’re just dumb

[Alf @ryanalph]

@TaylorGross24 In what way

[Alf @ryanalph]

@phildudebro “Cult” and it’s a non eugenicist

[Alf @ryanalph]

“Let me do something extremely weird I bet people will criticize it”

[kat₄₀ KAY DAY @hiikattemi]

this is my very real and accurate tierlist on players in the league i think are gay and i definitely did not create this to ragebait men on the internet

[Alf @ryanalph]

I stopped caring about Quinn Hughes once we hired Sunny

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

This Hellebuyck press conference has been worth watching even if only for Sunny Mehta's detail in explaining the acquisition process. Breath of fresh air in this industry to get this much depth, and you can tell both his public and private time have been influences in that

[Alf @ryanalph]

@Davidacosta1980 Bro going full blown Karen over this

[Alf @ryanalph]

its just a joke bro

[a’sean 🦢 @aseanlovesme]

you enjoy hiphop & that’s fine but this “i accidentally capitalized an H in a work email so let’s correlate it to gang culture because I like schoolboy” is strange just enjoy the songs. you built you’re entire identity off the back of black culture act like the guess you are.