Nuisance Alligator

I too have been nominated for things.

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

This guy just told me he was a writer "but nothing on paper or pc" and that is now my identity.

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

Just popping back into this dirty drain pipe to say I'm over at https://t.co/L1cweh7XSX

Goodbye Twitter, 15 years is my longest relationship to date so you definitely had something going for you once.

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

This is an insane story, and even after reading it all the way through, I have no idea why this marine and his wife think they have any claim to this baby that he kidnapped.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The Afghan government found surviving relatives, who gave the child to a first cousin and his wife.

The U.S. Marine believes he should get the girl instead. https://t.co/rWjsnExX2e

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

@daniellegee consider yourself lucky

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

okay, I can't deal with this douchey X on my phone apps, it makes it look like I downloaded a cheap fast fashion app just to get the 15% and forgot to delete it after

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

Excited to see what all the open AI learning models will make of the internet being suddenly flooded with the phrase "Irrepressible Thoughts of Death".

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

BBC trying to jump on that Barbie train #AlphaGal

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Tick bites causing surge in meat allergy, US warns https://t.co/w0Ryi9bYLy

[Kiersten Formoso, PhD(elulu) @Formorphology]

His job is beach

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

my old college wants me to
print out a paper
get it *notarized*
then mail it to them
so they can reissue a check they mailed to the wrong address

it turns out even 100 bucks isn't enough motivation for me to cosplay 1992.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Holocaust denial makes no sense. If you hate Jews and the Holocaust didn’t happen, what’s to like about Hitler? The way he got Germany completely leveled and occupied by foreign armies?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

Proust himself would not have shut up about there being a Proust Barbie though, that's for sure.

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

12 hours after seeing the Barbie movie...

BF: "I mean, it was just so good. Wasn't it so good?"

me: "can't talk, I'm researching which genius lawyer Gerwig used to negotiate that contract."

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The Naughty #History of #Barbie

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

This place is around the corner literally from my parents' house and when I say I ate too much bacon here...

[John Skrtic @SkrticX]

Sal’s Restaurant. 3850 Pearl Rd, Cleveland. Pictured is Nicky, Cook and Manager of Sal’s. Spoke to Nicky during break about the restaurant and the myriad duties that need to be done daily to run a diner. Photo: July 24, 2022.

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

incredible read

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

margot robbie is the charlize theron with tilda swinton energy we need for these ariana grande is the new madonna times

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

This is me adding Mavis Staples to my Birthday Twins power crew...

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

The CEO of OpenAI hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI

[Nuisance Alligator @BridgetCallahan]

The culmination of a childhood spent playing with Barbies while also knowing simultaneously they were toxic is now an adulthood seeing all the people who think Barbie = real womanhood going nuts over a Barbie movie made by a woman my age.