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i'm so irrelevant

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

lylas winter jacket just came in and it matches her hat she got for christmas. please GET ON HER LEVEL

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@TheGoldenRatio4 so GR dad carrying ella is him…..ellavating her

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

can’t believe these shots from the wonka exhibit in Glasgow

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@TheGoldenRatio4 proposed nick name: baby bell 🥺

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

told my psychiatrist i’ve been in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era and she’s upping my meds

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism”

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Women get a better night's rest when they're sleeping next to do dogs as opposed to men, according to researchers from Canisius College

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@LIRR it’s been restored but expect cancellations?? not sure how that works

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@LIRR it’s 77 and sunny what fucking weather related issue is this

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@CelanoJoe false

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

somebody told me is better than mr bright side

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

march is the least sexy month

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

i have gotten an Out Of Office reply for every single email i have sent today

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

@RAmendolara not ~*yet*~

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

when they say “living your best life”, they mean eating chips and salsa by the pool right?!

[brïdgët @Bridget_Cara]

mcdonald’s fries are not ketchup fries. but wendy’s fries are ketchup fries

i know i’m right