I no longer find this app to be useful or helpful in my day to day life so in efforts to focus my attention where it matters, I’m breaking up with Twitter.
I think most of you know how to find me anyway.
Next on the chopping block: Facebook?
My fiancé just asked me if I am 24.
I am 27 now.
23 when we met.
I am trying to take this as a compliment that I am ageless and youthful, but I kinda just feel worried about his memory? Or maybe time has just not existed for a long time for him.
I just heard the news about Little Richard and I’m so grieved. He was my shining star and guiding light back when I was only a little boy. His was the original spirit that moved me to do everything I would do.
For those who missed it, here’s my clip from the CBS news the other day about the struggle to get unemployment benefits here in NYC. #CBS#UI#NYC#eveningnews
Anyone else having immense trouble watching tv & movies without briefly thinking “wait why are they out of the house? Parties?! Oh no that is not 6 ft. They are way too close together. She is recklessly touching ALL of those public services w/ no caution whatsoever.”
Quarantine days are for trying new things...like wiping with your non-dominant hand while repeat dialing the unemployment office. #nyc#Quarantine#StayHome#trynewthings
I don't want to hear about Harvey Weinstein anymore. I don't want to hear about Mark Zuckerberg anymore. I don't want to hear about Kanye West anymore. I just want to go to therapy, be fat, be funny, be loved, and have a nice life. Fuck fuck fuck.