Briesen Rush

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Dear @Tacos4LifeGrill 3 days out of the 5 day work week I get lunch there, and every time my to go chips are just crumbs. I can deal with that, however today’s lunch was accompanied by a giant piece of hair. Just you should be aware.

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Said no to a family member today, because I felt like saying yes would’ve been a threat to my mental health. It was weird, but freeing at the same time.

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Me and my sons nightly affirmations are basically just quotes from #JudasAndTheBlackMessiah ✊🏾✊🏾

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

I wonder if bill gates actually realizes how many women would definitely respond to a “U up” text from him at any moment.

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

@QMindset21 Ok 😢😢😢 slowly puts it back in the closet

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Ok I completely understand why we’re not bumping R.Kelly but for real the man is in prison and not getting out anytime soon. Do we still have to rob ourselves of the chocolate factory album?

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

@JColeNC brought the heat bruh 🤯🤯

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Wingstop’s HR department

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

You mean to tell me, someone can shut down a whole pipeline, but y’all have yet to figure out a hack for these student loan people. Come on now, get to work.

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

I promise I’m as open of a voter as they come! But it’s so crazy how all the stuff that wasn’t the government’s fault last year. Is now all the governments fault this year. I’m totally confused !!

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Um @JColeNC sir you didn’t have to torch us with that freestyle like that 🤯🤯🤯

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

What actually happened:
Cyber attack shuts down a pipeline:

Crazy people on the internet:
Biden is just stealing all the gas to fill up generators for undocumented immigrants. 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Current toxic trait I tip entirely too much. I literally put myself in a bind sometimes with as much as I tip. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

@MiyahsMama21 Right

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Working though things in therapy and I completely forgot about the time a now twice divorced person from church. Excluded me from a certain opportunity because he said he didn’t think I finish things. Um........😳🤷🏾‍♂️

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

I’m super confident that all the antics up until today were a show. But I kinda feel like it got real today @FloydMayweather may actually kill @jakepaul

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

@haleymsteele It’s so funny

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Therapy bruh whew !

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

Top 5 favorite things about the Internet is seeing random people I’ll never actually meet. Celebrating getting clean and sober.

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

@hilzzz04 @calgaryherald It’s absurd

[Briesen Rush @BriesenRush]

How does one leave the house without stopping @sonicdrivein for a dragon fruit slushy....🤷🏾‍♂️