Sam💥💫

Astro💥

FINTECH ADVISOR || REAL ESTATE AGENT🏘️|| Solopreneur .
MBA: Finance

[Sam💥💫 @BriggsSam4]

@DrDennisOuma @_KasKazini @DCI_Kenya Kasmuel Mcoure:
Let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. If he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. If the elephant kills him, his poverty ends.
#RutoMustGo

[Sam💥💫 @BriggsSam4]

@C_NyaKundiH @MrPounder254 Another one just shot a DJ this parliament is full of crooks @HEBabuOwino

[Sam💥💫 @BriggsSam4]

@skmusyoka @ThomasOsimbo10 Kura haiombwi hivyo😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The more religious you become, the more you get detached from reality. You begin to see every challenge as a spiritual attack and every battle begins to have invisible enemies.

[Ian Tabariit @ITabariit]

Kichwa hata hisongi walaii😮😮

[Seductive Theory @SeductiveTheory]

college campuses have a near endless supply of young, tight pussy.

[Seductive Theory @SeductiveTheory]

nice men are used.
shy men are ignored.
weak men are abused.

ruthless men are respected.

remember this and act accordingly.

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Mbeere North: 1 Ol Kalou: 1
Final Match 10 Aug' 2027

[Sam💥💫 @BriggsSam4]

@carolinespencer @Unknownymous01_ Voting him out won’t make your life any happier you’ll still have the miserable life that you’ve got

[Eric @amerix]

In 2014, James pocketed a whole KSH 600 billion.

He then took KSH 100 billion to build the Expressway through his sister's companies & Ching'hu proxies.

The balance is what he is throwing around to keep the masses distracted, as they throw a cacophony of insults at themselves.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman with high body count

- She says she doesn't like sex

- Grabs your penis & slides it

- Grabs your penis and swallows it

- Moans dramatically

- Calls Solomon yet you are Brian

"Solo harder"

"Who is Solo?"

"I meant slowly but harder"

#MasculinitySaturday

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me as a Gen Z parent: Kama ni weed peke yake ni sawa, but oris nazo apana not in my house

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵☆ @ombotojr]

Hyenas are out here having sex six times a day. No wonder they're always smiling in every documentary. 😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bro code 101:

No one has to ever know you assisted bro in any way, let that be between you and bro💯

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

When you love her unapata tu unampigia simu kumshow vitu random. Like this one nimekuwa tu butchery nikamcall nikamshow mimi niko butchery na nikama leo nitapika nyama. She was just happy mahn. Kumbe si lazima uambie mtu "I love you".

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Mum:Enda uongeze supu kwa nyama
5 seconds later 😂😂💔👇

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Bachelor boys tusha maliza general cleaning Sasa ni kungoja Mpira wa dunia

[♻️ @imnyambu]

Kidogo nipate heart attack, kumbe ni kiatu ya msupa😭😂

[Sam💥💫 @BriggsSam4]

@omwambaKE Welcome back