Bright Mac 🍎

Proud earth pony, honest orchard worker, and luckiest stallion in Equestria. Sweet Apple Acres born & bred. 🍎

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

I reckon many of ya got some questions for me, I'll so all ah can!

Soup's on, everypony!

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[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

Last ah checked, ah am! It's always a pleasure to see more of mah family. How ya been, nephew?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@the_mashinator Oh... what do they call her then, little fella?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

Uhhh fellow Gentlecolts

Ah was told that ahm such a... dilf? Is this a new lingo that the young'ins are sayin'? Is that a good thing?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@BraeburnMLP Thank ya kindly, nephew! Keep being a big ray of sunshine throught the orchard leaves! You've grown into a hay of a stallion!

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@BraeburnMLP Ahhh, ah see now! So it should only come from my Buttercup, right? Is it alright if she called me that?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@Apploosajack Nighty night, Jackie. Ah'll see ya in the mornin'!

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@BraeburnMLP I-It's not bad or nuthin', right?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@BraeburnMLP That right? Well, I'll admit ah don't remember much. Ahm wonderin' if ah even got any wrinkles at all...

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

I guess ah am now, or ahm just dreamin'! Ah still don't know why I am, nor where my Buttercup is... but seeing our foals growin' up is making this the best dream ever!

#mlptwt

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@BraeburnMLP Well I'll be... if it isn't my peppy lil' nephew! How ya been, Braeburn? Jackie treating ya well?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

Buckin' apple trees again after so long, seein' Jackie and Big Mac doin' it so flawlessly makes my heart warmer than a freshly baked plate of apple fritters... I'm mighty proud of y'all.

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@Apploosajack I'M AWAKE! WUT HAPPENED!? WUT IN TARNATION HAPPENED!?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@SmolApplePone @mashmallowpony @belleoftheblock Well! First thing ah see today is my Bloomie in love! Proud o' ya, sugarcube!

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

For mah first day back... it was a blessin'. Jackie and lil'- er... Big Mac have grown so much. Thank y'all kindly for this welcome. I'll just sleep... here... zzzz...

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@Apploosajack And you look mighty pretty, just like how ah remember you... howdy there, lil' Jacky.

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

That depends... who's the one askin'?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

Ah don't think ah did all that now! Ah reckon me and Pear Butter were just cuddlin' on a big cloud that smelled like pear pie before a big light was thrown at us! Am ah dreamin'?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

@carslovers023 Hey, big fella... you done grown bigger than your old paw I reckon.

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

Obsessed with what? Are they doin' alright?

[Bright Mac 🍎 @BrightMac_Apple]

'Course not! I'm a special somepony to tha best mare ah know!

After that bright light ah saw... we done separated. Ah reckon She's around somewhere...