I ๐ฉท when my subs beg me for tasks! like oh you wanna wear Goddessโs dirty panties to your important work meeting tomorrow? I mean if you reaaaaaallly want to but you gotta send a photo so i can blackmail you with it later ๐คญ
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โNot every sub likes to be called a loser.โ โNot every sub is into humiliation.โ Blah blah blah. Yeah we know.
Thatโs why I only want subs who cater to MY desires. If youโre good at this, you can mold a sub into whatever you want him to be. The ball is in your court. ๐
yes i love shopping but having to pretend to these losers that im taking their money for purely shopping sprees is so funny like babe i need HEALTHCARE im saving up to fix my fking teeth & doctor & psychiatrist appointments ๐ญ๐ญ #capitalisticnightmares
the worst subs, ranked from 10โ1 (10 being the worst) because i feel like it.
10. bm subs
always the brokest. always the neediest. couldnโt pay me enough to fuck up my algorithm.
9. sissies
also somehow always broke, self-centered, overzealous & annoying as hell. lifestyle sissies? different story. the pretenders? NO.
8. โwhat do i get?โ subs
a headache, apparently. if every send comes with an expectation of equal-value goods and services, youโve completely missed the plot.
7. attention-payment-plan subs
sends $10 and somehow expects 72 consecutive business hours of my undivided attention.
6. brat-with-no-budget subs
being irritating is not a contribution. you cannot brat your way into being interesting enough for me to entertain for free.
5. professional lurkers
been watching for 8 months. knows my entire lore. sees every post within 45 seconds. still hasnโt figured out the part where he actually contributes.
4. โi used to have a dommeโ subs
okay??? go tell her then. why am i getting a documentary about another woman while youโre trying to impress me?
3. boundary negotiators
every clearly stated rule becomes the opening offer in a negotiation they somehow think theyโre qualified to participate in.
2. fantasy whales
talks like heโs prepared to drop $10k and change my life. suddenly discovers unprecedented banking complications when $50 enters the conversation.
1. โiโm differentโ subs
the moment those words leave your mouth, i know with near absolute certainty that you are about to be exactly like every other man who has ever said them.
you donโt have to be:
a finsub
a man
a white boi
horny
into bnwo
rich
submissive
โฆto spoil me btw. you can do it just because it sounds like a good idea, or you just want to see how it feels, or because you know itโs whatโs right. ๐