Briana Peterson

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

If you are so excited for your kids to watch “Honey, I shrunk the kids” & then they do & they love it as much as you do & you hoped they would but then they call you “Idiot” the next day & say “shut up” you’re still the winner, do not look back for a second, Idiot.

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

You’re stronger than you know!
You’re family would be proud!
You will be changed by this in a profound way, forever.
Call out to God, he will help you.

*making it through a convo with the HVAC guy who wants to shoot the shit*

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

NOTHING offends me more than when my friends are watching bad tv.
Like, what even are your values?

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

Husband asked why we don’t give daughter top sheet as he folded it.

I referenced how a few deaths per year are responsible for being tangled in your top sheet. Suggested he look it up.

(Stage left: enter anxiety therapist....)

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

“No YOU put your finger in the hummus and licked it!”

* Said in a sing song defensive voice.

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

@rushbomb "Thirteen Going on Dirty" #ToughGuyRomComs @midnight

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

I almost just answer an unidentified caller on FaceTime so I could prove to myself that I can overcome anything

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

The only peak of having the Collywobbles last week was that I had read my "Thinkers Thesaurus" the week before so there #Collywobbles

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

More afraid to text husband "ate all your cashews" than "let the dogs play & didn't notice open gate" bc there are still dogs but no nuts

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

@rushbomb I just explained to my mom that I'm an outgoing introvert and my life is hard BC of it! #MoPeopleMoProblems!

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

When have worked your way through your favorite #Netflix show #PeakyBlinders & you feel deeply lost you know you are too far gone ...

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

Keeping a chocolate bar by you during your tv time is basically planning for greatness in the moment & regret for the future. #BePresent

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

@TheWichitaCC stay warm & fit with NEW Fit-FORE-Golf class Monday's! focused on components of golf fitness! 545 Jan 5 at WCC! 785.760.4053

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

Watching #DowntonAbbey and pausing to look up episode summaries from last season bc we can't remember=old & married

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

To the People talking to me at the bar during happy hour: can't you tell I'm trying to eat/order as much as I can before this deal ends?!

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

Too lazy to get off my seat to go pee....so I can easily be better in 2016.
Cheers to goals!!!!

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

"Remind me to drink tea tonight", he'll say once a week.
Me, "um if you want tea later you'll think of it......"
So confused.

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

Trying to hang pictures with slanting floors and slanting ceilings is a chore I call "MAKE A CHICK BATSHIT CRAY" #sorrymom

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

I love my dog just the right amount of calling to check on her 5*s/day when I'm gone & Being sad for her when she potties in the house wait

[Briana Peterson @Brimac1]

My Hub thinks it's unintentional that my staying in bed on Sunday's while he works out makes his ego soar.. #KnowWhatImDoin #YourAmazingHun