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[Mark#bunchofnumbers @BristolMark_]

@JPThrough1 @waller82220 @mikegalsworthy It's possible to take into account the rule of thirds, good composition making a classic "good photo" while also being very aware of the background. In fact if you aren't aware of the background, you shouldn't be a photographer

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Nice to see @AldiUK are handing out parking fines to their customers for spending too much time in their own shop!
Would have been cheaper to go to Waitrose

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@ProCookUK you have won the Spam company of the last 90 days with 167 emails. Congratulations... I guess
(Yes, I've now unsubscribed)

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@IntuitiveLulu @BBCNews Im amazed anyone still thinks this contest has anything to do with talent

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Just switched to @EE super fast 5G because Vodafone speed was not great. I'm hoping there's a problem and this isn't to be expected...?

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Got a very upset little girl after @HollywoodBowl web site showed availability all day, when we got there 15 minutes later we were met with a sign saying the were fully booked until 9pm. Nice one!

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@fasc1nate This is my toilet, I think it came from B&Q, great for small bathrooms

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@ForzaHorizon5UK @FTCentral_ @ForzaHorizon @ForzaHorizonEsp @Turn10Studios @WeArePlayground Here's some of my favourites, need to start doing more of this again 📷

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@TPLINKHelp I have your kasa power strip. I had it set up to turn off after 1 hour when I turn it on. But now I can't find that option in the app, has it been removed?

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@mistajam chosen the only real contender to go up against delirium- silence. 2 all-time greats, I can't decide

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Hope @TGIFridays chefs are better at putting sauce on pizzas in their restaurants...

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@NoContextBrits They never used to be like this. They used to be sweet, soft, fresh bread rolls baked daily in store. A bit like doughnuts. Now they are just shit, old bread rolls with icing on, even from bakery's

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@lazyrichie @Cardiffguy2022 @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt Would a pedestrian area have pelican crossings? I don't know what point you're trying to make here, maybe that all people who drive cars are liars? Or is it anyone who has a bad word to say about cyclists?

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@Cardiffguy2022 @lazyrichie @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt Breaking News: Cyclist says everyone else is the problem! How original. Don't fall off that high horse, silly little man

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@lazyrichie @Cardiffguy2022 @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt Yes, because all cyclists are absolutely considerate that they wouldn't begin to go too fast on a busy road...
"Rush hour" was a bit flippant of me, it's more busy with pedestrians and pelican crossings than "traffic"
Regardless, you won't believe me and I won't care 👍

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@Cardiffguy2022 @lazyrichie @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt What exactly is it that I'm "making up"? Are you assuming that I don't cycle myself? I could say anything about where I live and you wouldn't have a clue if it was true. Is "cyclists near me run red lights and go too fast" really that far fetched?

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@cycling_person @CyclingInASkirt @SaveColumbiaRd1 I didn't say that road specifically, just a road.

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@lazyrichie @Cardiffguy2022 @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt It varies from 20 - 30mph

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@lazyrichie @Cardiffguy2022 @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt You would think, but no, that's just rush hour on a busy 2 mile long downhill road

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@Cardiffguy2022 @peterdiver69 @CyclingInASkirt Ooh ok, so because there are bad drivers, that makes it ok to be a bad cyclist, got it 👍