BristolianTalkinTom

Moved into a flat in Embray soon after they found I as a kitten in a cardboard box b'yind they shops down Crow Lane in Embray in Norf Bristol!

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Bleed nell! Iss a nightmare tryin' a teach they meader kittens! https://t.co/V6dKJ7qHK7

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's I tellin' a #DailyMail reporter wur 'e can get off, mind! https://t.co/7agU65gHY8

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

I loves a night out on the town I dooze! https://t.co/rOan8Wimvp

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's wot 'appened when Josie Gibson @Josiestweet come 'n seen I. She wanted some choclut! https://t.co/947CJuwkbz

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Says it awl really dunnit me babbers?! https://t.co/tEkAiYATgQ

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's when I met Stephen Merchant! 'E sat on I! (I often wonders if 'is mate, the award winnin' ape 'n great Ricky Gervais @rickygervais knows anyfink bout this encouter wot I 'ad wiv 's mate, mind!) https://t.co/OQkv1AgxCy

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer I is wiv the Bristolian map o' Bristol me babs! https://t.co/KhGEJybT2J

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yers when I wuz a kitten out Embray! https://t.co/RKtea43t1A

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's when I got serenaded by singer Tom Jones. Bleed nell! https://t.co/xczthcoBst

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's I wishin' thee a Appy Easter me babbers. Sorry ize a bit late. https://t.co/ZbTCQ8nIPc

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Used to av a laff wiv that #GeorgeFerguson dinneye, mind! https://t.co/uLrCb6jVLE

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer me mate the Professor of Bristolian 'av 'ad a visit from that #TobyYoung. Poor bloke. Poor bloke! Fancy... https://t.co/gTC8jZkTOe

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

See, even dogs got more sense 'n football managers. Me mate Ank ackshully tawd Roy Hodgson 'e shudda took Bristol... https://t.co/Lc7IibirvP

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer's proof that ize more logicawl than wot that #KatieHopkins is, innit, mind?! https://t.co/QCDslyqM5w

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

See! Ize the most stylish cat in Bristol inneye, mind! Ize the #modfather, I means the mogfather! https://t.co/oF5dr8DGad

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

Yer, I finks the prof shud stick up for we sexy Bristolian tomcats! https://t.co/7LF1CtCM72

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

I fink I shud apologise to @russellhoward for this vid. It wuz the cat wot got indignant, not I, 'onest! https://t.co/dyxzFT2awW

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

I wonders if Josie Gibson @Josiestweet 'members when she come round me flat 'n asked for choclut? https://t.co/rayhl1VvPS

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#SouthwestBusiness finks Bristol's a better place to start up a business 'n London. Cuz of I innit?! They awl... https://t.co/6Opfaax9Xb

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

I remembers me first tweet, mind! If like in #AncientEgypt we cats wuz considered Gods today, like, the world 'ud... https://t.co/rAoBqO5plR

[BristolianTalkinTom @BristolTomcat]

if #JurgenKlopp goes to Bayern ize the right cat for the job at #LiverpoolFC inneye? https://t.co/Dcb85MgRxv