GeoffreyMountstevens

Studied Bristolian at King's College Cambridge and now one of the world's leading experts in the Bristolian language.

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

I loves this, mind. #Bristolian #squirrel gets 'is revenge! Loves the squirrel's #Bristolaccent!

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Gert funny this, mind, innit? #professorofbristolian #bristolaccent #bristoliandialect

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Iss comin' 'ome to Nawl Wess? I fink thass wur they footballin' greats Alfie Biggs an' Julian Dicks come from!

[Terry the Odd Job Man @terryoddjobman]

Football is coming...to Knowle West

#itscominghome #knowlewest #bristol #football #england #englandvsdenmark

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

@ourrachblogs Iss gert lush me luvver. Ignore 'em. I try to destroy 'em wiv humour! They needs more o' this! https://t.co/DtGGPjLkMI

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

For me #Bristolian #friends yer's a blogspot bout wot inspired the character 'arrogant twat' 'oo 'ates the #bristolaccent and features near the end of me latest vid! https://t.co/ZnTadPyBQd

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

The Bristol Accent In All Its Glorious Variations https://t.co/dagW1bqiof via @YouTube #Bristolaccent #Bristol #gertlush

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

'Ow could I be mistaken for @StephenMerchant ?! Wonder what @rickygervais will make of this? #stevemerchant #bristolaccent #rickygervais

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Bleed nell! #Statue of I on #Bristolcitycentre 'av gone up! https://t.co/zzJmWeOeeA

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Yer's wot 'appens when a pseudo intellectual arrogant twat finks 'e can get the better of I! I puts 'e in 'is place gert proper, mind! #bristol #Bristolaccent #Bristoliandialect https://t.co/T7HvDTTOUZ

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Juss re-read this. Gert bleedin' funny even I says so meself, mind! Advice bout goin' naked in #Bristol https://t.co/TF9NoECZtN

[Geoff Davis @keepieuppie]

Very much enjoying reading #BehindClosedDoors by Lineker & Baker. Can't help wondering what Baker @prodnose and Lineker @GaryLineker would make of Simon Critchley! https://t.co/ilfAbOJdgy

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Bristolian David Bowie https://t.co/2qvohM7Bo2

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Bristolian David Bowie! https://t.co/t5FT8lsgt4

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

So what if David Bowie 'ad bin a Bristolian, mind?

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Look wot come up today on me memories on me personawl page. They says imitashun is the most gert sincere form o' flattery, mind. Young kiddies impersonatin' one o' me most outstandin' students, world famous... https://t.co/zAqpEWgmXV

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Iss obvious that some o' thee 'as got young kiddies 'n some o' thee 'as got young gran'kiddies 'n that thees likes to read 'em ferry tells. So yer, speshly for thee to read to the little kiddies, yer's... https://t.co/xE8UqjhVTk

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

"' E 'ad one leg 'angin' out the window!" "I ain't never took no contraceptives!" "I'm 'avin' a bit of retell therapy tomorrawl." "Woss that then? A massage?" Gotta love these Bristolian awd ladies! 'Appy Easter me babbers! https://t.co/QlpO2bJiTR

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Yer's two Bristolian choclut Easter bunnies. They'm in bleedin' pain, mind, innum?!

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Yer's the udder side of the Professor of Bristolian - the drawlin's, the songwritin' and the singin'. Apologies for the fack that the song ain't very Bristolian bu' thur's a gert loada drawlin's of Bristol buildin's, wot I drawled, in the video... https://t.co/XtIyOAxX01

[GeoffreyMountstevens @ProfBristolian]

Little Ginger's up Blaise again, tawkin' bout awl they Embray cats arguin' bout the Embrayexit from the Bristolian Community Of Cats. 'E don't like the ideawl of 'no tail' (too bleedin' painful) 'n ee've got ideawls bout wot 'o do wiv the 'single... https://t.co/ez7F8x0Msp