Britan

ancient astronaut theorist 🛸 chemical engineer 🧪

[Britan @Britan_182]

hey @ChickfilA if i promise to repent for my sins, will you please come to Laramie, WY?

[Britan @Britan_182]

@nicsden_ sipping on straight chlorine

[Kamo🇿🇦 @CookieKamo]

The first Valentine’s Day where everyone gets smashed

[Britan @Britan_182]

@prollyalyssa @brookegracewolf @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun @twentyonepilots just trying to help out a fellow fan. so sorry for offering.

[Britan @Britan_182]

imagine how beautiful the world would be if Gaudi was still alive

[Britan @Britan_182]

and we mentally practice the plan while trying to get the courage to start the convo

[Derek Minor @thederekminor]

My wife said that introverts have to plan their conversations in advance…. Is this true?!?!?!!!!!!

[Britan @Britan_182]

@kokorashell download Empower! they’ll give you a $250 cash advanced on your next paycheck with NO fees. then you only need to find $50

[Britan @Britan_182]

just recovered a corrupt 8gb video… so i’m kind of a badass

[Britan @Britan_182]

Thanks @murdersmall for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 15,209 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/EHz2EW17dK

[Britan @Britan_182]

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[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I see a donkey

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

you know who’s going through a lot right now? literally every one. just be kind

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Adulthood is just an endless cycle of wiping down countertops.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

All the bad bitches loved Junie B. Jones

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

anxiety is such a ho