Britany Elfstrand

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

"...here's another funny thing: in a world with no principles, people often most respect those who have principles." -Adrian Shaughnessy

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

@llahsram I definitely check that out.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

@jimelliston Noice checking that out... is that a periodical or newspaper?

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Hey twittersphere... are there any non biased, nonpartisan, accurate and full of integrity news sources out there?

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Linus has a plan if Donald Trump becomes president. We are moving to Disneyland where Dad will work and I will homeschool him.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Linus was upset at me for not signing a petition not because I didn't agree but because the petitioner was wearing a puppy in a backpack.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

"I have super eyeballs that's my super power." #thingslinussays

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Serious tears of laughter are running down my face! http://t.co/kMdmt91M

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

My son asked me where something was and it took everything within me not to say up your butt & around the corner. #whatswrongwithme?

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Turns out people who buy organic food really are meaner. http://t.co/8pDGwG0m

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

@JamieTheVWM yes... It's probably just like drinking a glass of almond milk. Healthy.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Just bought Ollie a Union Jack shirt that was part of the 4th of July collection at Gap Kids... #whatthewhat

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Sometimes it feels like I'm raising monkeys.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

@IngridWilyumies @llahsram I wish Ingrid wrote all her updates on twitter :(

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

@FerntuckySarah happens to me all the time except for the feeling fancy part oh and the doing my hair part too.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

Something feels wrong about drinking a green smoothie out of this glass. http://t.co/DdWcPfOb

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

So long Henry! According to both my sons it's time for you to go to jail.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

I had a feeling I should've made the kids pb&j. An old lady just rear ended me in the taco bell drive thru.

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

"where do you live?" "just some random lane." http://t.co/PKPKxKyh

[Britany Elfstrand @BritanyElf]

My two year old is yelling "FOX!" at the top of his lungs, however it sounds more like he's cussing me out. #goodmorning