British Sholmes

Good evening my dear fellows! Find my British bubble pipe!!

[British Sholmes @BritishSholmes]

Hello, dear friends! What is this “super bowl?” What is this “football” you all are discussing? I’m scared! Why are you men playing with balls?

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Hello! I leave for approximately a week and i have so many notifications from people i don’t know! What!

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Hello, my dearest fellows! I lost my cellular device (or, perhaps the rodents stole it.)

[Purple Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in @purplegaran]

DNI Daryan.

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Oh goodness! Thank you for this drawing; mysterious anonymous artist! This is simply beautiful!

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@invertedSholmes Well, dearest Otherlock, I do happen to have a spare bedroom in my abode if you wish to stay with me.

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What; pray tell, is this?

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@pinkrayfa A show? And what, pray tell, is this show about?

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@invertedSholmes Well, this is certainly fascinating! Tell me, Mr. Herlock, do you believe there to be more of ‘us?’

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https://t.co/LEyUK03IvR i have finished one of these … “strawpages” ! i originally drew it on paper, but then i was informed (to my dismay, as i worked quite hard on that drawing) that they are within my cellular device!

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Ah, i’m glad someone is speaking the truth around here! Herlock Sholmes fun fact: I am in fact a british, transgender man!

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@YellowValant My dearest fellow! Are you an idiot? That puke-ish color is shrimply not yellow!

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Hello, my dearest fellows! What the fuck is a cheeseburger!

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oh, hello my dear fellow!!!!

[Pocky Kitaki @RealGPockyK]

Well I do say, we seem to be in a peculiar circumstance once more.

However, all these fellows around are not people I'd ever associate with. Please cease ever interacting with me.

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@purplegaran PARDON ME. Are you the QUEEN OF ENGLAND ???????????????????????????

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Good evening my dear fellows! Everyone seems to be peculiar colors .. Something is afoot!