Sholmes Herlock

The greatest, and smartest, detective to ever live... SHOLMES HERLOCK!!! I will solve ANY mystery!!!... For a price, of course. | #aacolortwt | // : ooc

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Phew, I'm finally done with my Strawpage! Took me quite a while, but I think it's great!
https://t.co/7VTc79i0mS

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@ATINV3RT3D No need! I am quite fine!

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Good morning, dear fellows!

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@BritishSholmes Hmm... well, if we're talking about the same room... my flat back in my home dimension had that same one! And it must've been a good place for a certain somebody to have stayed there for such a long time... I believe I shall accept your offer!

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

It has just occurred to me... that ever since I got here, I've been homeless! Does anybody have anywhere a great detective could stay!?

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@BritishSholmes Well......... there's certainly a chance, considering there's already two of us now.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@alt_curiosity @IngayHuerain Hey, I'm the person in the GIF you used! Even I can deduce that you're gay

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Oh my! A lot of people appear to be inverted, like us! I deduce......... something happened......... that inverted a lot of people!

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Oh dear... it appears my birthday was yesterday......... it's not like I forgot! It was all...... completely strategic! What it was a strategy for is...... is secret! But it's very, very, important!!

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@ATINV3RT3D @gravesenvy Well... They do! But I'm not green, I'm........... mostly blue!

[ENVY // guy who can’t stop changing his profile @gravesenvy]

wbat is wrong with him

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@Not_Funker Great, great, great...
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Does *this* perhaps... belong to you? There might've been a small glitch with its system, the contacts seem to have been wiped. Oh well.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@Not_Funker Pay me first

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

@PokeTube6864 Allow me to find any items you may be missing... for a price.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

I believe... it's the powder.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

So it's. Already dead.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Of course I can! Though, you'll have to provide me with more information first. Where did you last see it, how exactly it looks like... all that.

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Oh my... One million!? That sure is a lot... What kind of services do you need?

[Sholmes Herlock @invertedSholmes]

Of course I can! Though, you'll have to provide me with more information first. Where did you last see it, how exactly it looks like... all that.