Very Fucking British

Fuck off

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

How do fucking British people eat? We fucking do it the same as you, you twat

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

.@O2 piss off you turd munchers, you've got nothing on @VodafoneUK

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

.@Tesco fuck off you monkey jugglers

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

Let's smoke some fucking sterling fags and shit on David Cameron

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

Give me some cunting tea

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

I want a fucking crumpet

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

.@carling fucking retweet this or I'll fuck you in the bum

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

If you don't give me a fucking Carling, I'll fuck your Mum

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

Americans can fuck the fuck off

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

@BritishLogic can you share me? If not I'll say you're from fucking Luton

[Very Fucking British @BritishTwat10]

@SoVeryBritish can you fucking share me? If you don't I'll throw teabag a at you