Dora's twin sister

This is a public announcement,the following Twitter account is owned by a deluded 40 something housewife. Who cannot spell AKA Mrs Grumpy

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

My mantra each day since 2020.
#Wednesday #life #WednesdayMotivation #womenempoweringwomen

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

a Zionist fanatic at the Oxford Union angrily asks George Galloway if he is racist because of his opposition to the genocidal Israeli occupation, and is applauded by the audience. Here's Galloway's response that gets the audience to applaud him by the end:

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Polonya'da trene binen yolcu, geride unuttuğu kazını fark edince geri dönüp aldı ve herkes derin bir nefes aldı.

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

Love it!

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking BA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"BA?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it..."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who the fuck did your hair woman?"
😁😁

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@BLackgold_5 That’s Gib I see my old flat

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@ThrillaRilla369 It’s very real

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@benonwine Wetherspoons Ashton Under Lyne! It’s not the Ritzs so they are not going out of their way to change it up! He knew before entering he was getting what it said on the tin! To be fair it’s not a bad Wetherspoons in Ashton I popped in myself the other week.

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@PaulEmbery I always thought the MP for an area must own or rent a property in said area.
Now she no longer owns or rents in Ashton Under Lyne, why is she still the MP?

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@Dazzyboyblue2 @TRobinsonNewEra Unfortunately it’s not a migrant who’s the perpetrator, if you head over to TikTok he’s been named

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

Casey lived next door to me from being 11 months old, Please consider donating or sharing to help the family during this difficult time. https://t.co/9mtqxCDZYY

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@sdwmain @jomickane @Frenchy_47 White British kid is the perpetrator. Check TikTok people who went to school with him, are naming him and sharing photos of him on that platform

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

I’ve always preferred Twitter (now X) over Facebook, but last night, for the first time, I considered deleting it. Watching people call for civil unrest over a situation they clearly know nothing about makes my blood boil

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@Richard18719415 @ActivePatriotUK He’s been named on TikTok and the yapp facebook page

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@Stephen39640425 @MEIRL762347 You can’t go wrong with Yorkshire tea ☕️

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@Lewis_Brackpool https://t.co/ilwpzyp79w
This bunch

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

We are The Howard’s and once year no matter where in the world we have lived, life stops for two hours to watch the troop. #troopingthecolour2025 #TroopingTheColour #ourhistory #thegrendierguards .#Military #SaturdayMorning

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

Love this story

[Julie Bindel @bindelj]

Julie Burchill remains the best writer on this island and beyond:
https://t.co/nPHgWNsAxH

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@TUIUK Marrakesh

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@TUIUK Thank you for your reply will DM now.

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

@TUIUK what is your policy on taking medication with full official paperwork related to the medication, onboard your aircraft’s? Also what is your onboard storage policy? Having called and spoke to your call centre teams no one seems to have an answer to my question.

[Dora's twin sister @Britontour9]

Amazing words on this thread.
Read them take them onboard but must of all live,make memories and have fun along the way. #ThursdayThoughts #thursdayvibes #LifeLessons