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dog mom

[b @Britt_Thom]

I am reminded God has Blessed me. 🐾❤️

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.

[buster @notbusterhyman]

My favorite part in the Bible is when Jesus was alone talking to God and someone who wasn't there wrote about it

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Wait. So a woman in the military was raped by her commanding officer, because he used his key to sneak into her quarters, and a judge just decided that being raped was "one of her duties" and declared it a workplace accident??????????
Who the fuck is this judge? How does one even come to that conclusion??

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I found out within 10 minutes of Dolly Parton’s passing.

We are on day 72 of no real proof of life from Senator Mitch McConnell.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed

[blue @bluewmist]

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say and you don't need to bring the perfect flowers.
In times of profound crisis people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

May I remind you Trump raped a 13 year old and the FBI found her statement to be credible.

And yet so many of you defend him with your whole fucking chests out.

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[ؘ @m3yfield]

someone in the comments said “cus it was the birth of her career not the death of it” FACTS

[miso🍲🍉☁️ @IfMisoWasAMovie]

mind u the maximum amount of copyright strikes an account can get is 3 before it gets taken down..... oh so that's why she's moving now

[Brojack @dontwannashar3]

Taylor waiting for trump to use 3 of her songs to copyright strike him all at once so he doesn't get to exploit the 90-day copyright strike expiry policy is a crazy level of genius. All he needs now is one trademark strike and his account will be out just in time for the midterms

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The mass removal of flock cameras is the closest Americans have gotten to the Boston Tea Party since 1773.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📲| Taylor Swift has removed the audio for “august,” “Opalite,” and “Father Figure” from Donald Trump’s team’s TikTok account.

[Virgbert West: V-Animator 🧪🔆 @veanimator]

went to pick up my pizza and the manager said "ok hon it's still in the oven :)" and then loudly proclaimed to the kitchen "HEY I PUT [WRONG TOPPINGS] ON THIS GUYS PIZZA, I NEED A REMAKE IMMEDIATELY, HE IS HERE RIGHT NOW TO PICK IT UP" and i respect the honesty i guess

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump had a bunch of bank accounts frozen for goddamn money laundering and it's already out of the news cycle in less than 24 hours

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Why is it not front page news on every major media outlet that the United States commander in chief had hundreds of his bank accounts frozen for money laundering??????

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The Trump crime family sued Capital One for shutting down 300 Trump bank accounts saying it’s was because of politics.

Capital One just replied, it was actually because of a money laundering review…

This should be much bigger news.