Brittany Turner

Funny sometimes, not usually though.

[alfie @alfienxo]

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i d cross when i came to it

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

if i was drake rn id be fetal position under a weighted blanket watching pre-wheelchair episodes of degrassi on an overheated macbook pro turnt on its side

[ESPN @espn]

OTEGA OWEH ON HIS HEAD 😤

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Interesting how it's always "vote according to Biblical values!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[doomer @uncledoomer]

imagine your girl watches this happen to you and gets the ick

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

happy international women’s day! if you’re a man you owe me $5 and an apology

[alos @alossstar]

nothing but respect for MY bachelorette
#TheBachelor

[Brittany Turner @BrittanyTurnerr]

When your mom makes you walk the aisle at Payless to see if your shoes fit

[pj @pjayevans]

About to waste an outfit of a lifetime on my family today

[Brittany Turner @BrittanyTurnerr]

Idk how so many people get their cars stolen. Leaving your keys in your car??? In Nashville?? Wild

[Brittany Turner @BrittanyTurnerr]

My ex when I caught him cheating after telling me he wanted to marry me

[Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999]

Girls when you don’t let them bite you really hard for no reason

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me leaving for work at 8:15, hoping to get there by 8:00

[evelyn @prettygirll4l1]

"You wanna come with me" is my love language 🥹 🫶🏼 because yes I absolutely do.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix