The Broadcast Division

Leftfield electronica from the UK

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@WorkElizab If you can’t pay your staff a decent wage, don’t open a
restaurant

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@PropositoyVida The cat’s had enough of living in that shithole and is teaching its human a valuable lesson. “Get this place cleaned up or I’ll take your eyes out “

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@fesshole There’s an app called Mouse Jiggle that simulates moving the mouse every 60 seconds and keeps your Teams light green. You don’t even have to install it. You just run it whenever you need it.

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@thesecretbrief I knew Danny from the open mic stand-up circuit. It was always a pleasure to see him. A lovely man with so many interesting stories to tell.

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@redbloodblack @roisinmurphy @DelusionPosting I went there and was embarrassed. I felt a right tit.

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Put Emmerdale on.. got an advert for Viagra

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Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison?

Megalolz!

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I’m reading Pete Townshend’s
Autobiography.

Pete: “We were effectively broke.”

Also Pete: “I bought £30k worth of guitars and a grand Mercedes Limousine.”

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I have a label account with @TooLostDistro … excellent service and support. If you’re an independent artist or running a digital label, I can’t recommend Too Lost enough!

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@macnamara60 I really thought she said “I was thinking shit can’t get any worse.”

But it was “a sinking ship can’t get any worse.”

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@elonmusk USAID did not fund the BBC. UK residents fund it with a mandatory annual fee of nearly £200, whether we watch the BBC or not. Those USAID funds went to a charity the BBC put its name to and also partially funded.

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@aynzw @fesshole It’s a Layer 8 issue is my favourite

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Elon Husky

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@SouthernCazza1 @blue_laur11 @TheLouisEmerick @PaulWhitehous64 @RealBobMortimer It’s Harry Hill.

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My grandad died several years ago, but he contacted me via a seance and gave me permission to exhume his body so he can fight Jake Paul.

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Well, that was like watching your grandad getting mugged by a chav outside Londis. #PaulTyson

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Yesterday was my @MeldrewPoint . I was exactly the same age as Richard Wilson was when he first played the character of Victor Meldrew in One Foot Over the Grave. 19,537 days old to be precise.

The best ever episode of OFITG is called Hearts of Darkness. It’s a masterpiece!

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RIP Wolvo lad Liam Payne. I’m sure his family used to drink at our regular, round about the time he was doing X Factor.

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I like Oreo. I like Coke. I didn’t like this drink though. Tastes vile!

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@fesshole It’s so he doesn’t have to hear you moaning or snoring.