Jason Broadfoot

Whatever

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

You can’t “pick up” a soccer ball, it’s like the first rule. Follow me for more sports insight

[Christian @cbwritescopy]

The United States will be the best soccer team in the world in 8 years

Every kid in the states is watching the World Cup and picking up a soccer ball after this tournament

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Can this #Cubs team just win one game like 8-2?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

So you are saying commute time and lunch time are important and valuable…..you are sooooo close to getting it. Looking forward to when you are a CEO and you pay your employees commute time and have free lunches at the office everyday

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

If you're working fully remote, you should be taking a 20% pay cut. You aren't commuting, you aren't buying lunch, and half of you are doing laundry on company time anyway. Let's be real.

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Smart move getting this in on the 27th and not waiting until the 30th or 31st where it gets washed out in the flood of them by your kind. Looking forward to the for the oh so original “glad all the companies logos are going back to normal” tweet. Sorry, rainbows bother you

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Is every company gonna plaster a pride flag over their logo come June 1, or have we evolved past that shit?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Measles

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Next week I’m headed to Tokyo to meet with the X Japan team.

What is the most American thing I can bring them?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

While I understand what you are saying, it is in fact a strike because it crossed the STRIKE ZONE. If we do it the other way we now are asking the umpire to 1. determine if it crossed the zone and 2. determine if it was some subjective distance to the glove set-up

[Chris Phillips @CPhilly19]

I genuinely don’t give a fuck what the ABS system says … that ain’t a strike.

You shouldn’t be able to miss your spot THAT BADLY and still get the call for strike three.

What are we even doing?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

@ShellPaw @nickimoraa People that feel they are entitled very rarely just give up after one “no”. So they keep badgering the flight attendants.

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

@ESPN_Schick Problem solved

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

No, absolutely not. There is 100% chance that I wait until tomorrow. I’ll quit that shit at 5:30am, noon, 5pm, 11:59pm, whatever. The second those $$$ are mine.

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Happy “dead heat day” to everyone in the #Sportsbook industry. Trying to explain this rule to once a year golf bettors is the worst. #Deadheat

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

The casino I work at in Council Bluffs, Iowa just played Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” at 9:39 on a Monday morning. The only healing going on after this point will be taking place at the free clinic.

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Oh how the #Husker fanbase is about to start a new Luther Vandross conspiracy when #OneShiningMoment shows more Iowa highlights and especially the 4 defender long pass #MarchMadness

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

All Clark Kellogg wants to do is talk ball, but we got this. #FinalFour

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

He definitely knows about forcing himself upon people.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Chicago should call and say we would like help. New York should call. Los Angeles should call… We are going to have to force ourselves upon them.

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Danny Hurley might actually commit a crime against an official who puts Duke in the bonus with 14 minutes left in the 2nd half. #MarchMadness #UConn #Duke

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

12:28 Window has a touchscreen that does pivot. Customer had to see so he keeps asking to pivot screen until it is completely facing away from me. As he is reading off selections he stops “why aren’t you typing these in”
My very short answer: “now I can’t see”
#WorkSucks

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Not all “Fridays” are created equal: 9-5 today with tomorrow and next day off.
9:45: co-worker goes on like a real rant about the size of paper clips we have. Then all 4 foot 9 of her tore apart every low shelf and cupboard looking for a different size….paper clip. #WorkSucks

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

10:15-10:50: sat next to co-workers for 30-35 minutes doing my work. Nothing.
Try to get up to deliver money & paperwork to cage. Somehow all 3 cashiers need money swaps at the exact same time. We have had maybe 6 customers. #WorkSucks

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Jeep-with the kid and the live fish. No way is that kid singing that song in real life. And what the hell is he doing with a live fish out of water anyway?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

What's the 2026 March Madness commercial you're already most sick of?

[Jason Broadfoot @BroadfootJason]

Thoughts and prayers to the referees assigned to the UConn/UCLA game today. I hope they slept well last night because dealing with Dan Hurley or Mick Cronin is bad enough. Today it’s Hurley AND Cronin. It’s going to be a loooong day for those officials. #MarchMadness