Nick Saban: oh god oh fuck players are getting paid now I have to retire immediately and complain about it on TV for the rest of my life
Curt Cignetti: here’s my army of 3 star recruits. I turned them all into millionaires. They’re going to castrate you.
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Can imagine Herodotus writing about this. World’s best bull rider is finally defeated by a bull that beaks the bull rider’s back.
Bull rider buys the bull, puts him on pasture, and now scratches the bull’s back, as docile as a dog. They’re friends now, two warriors past their prime.