John Allen

Founder @ShopIvoryElla 🐘 done over $250M in rev + successfully exited 2 companies. Need capital 3pl marketing wholesale you name it we can help #ToTheMoon

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 9

Bengals -3
Detroit -6.5
Colts +4.5
Chargers +6
Patriots -3

Season 18–21-1 (46%)

Big bounce back week. The time to right the ship is now. I’m all we got but I’m all we need. Let’s get it 🫡 #BelieveInTheBlazin

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 8

Ravens +3.5
Browns +3.5
Seattle -3
Patriots -7
Jets -1.5

Season 17–17-1 (50%)

This is the week all the suckers lose all their money don’t be a sucker just blindly follow me to the promise land #BelieveInTheBlazin

[John Allen @postage]

LETS GOOO JAKE 😤

Been using Otto for a month (actually have 10 agents on 2 devices currently) and it’s already running my whole agent setup. So proud of you man, this is just the start

[Jake Trefethen @jaketref]

Where does your AI keep everything you’ve told it?

The 2am stuff. The passwords you typed while an agent was running. Your browsing history.

Right now the answer is “on a server somewhere.” Agents are finally good enough to actually run your errands, and the price is that your whole life goes with them. We didn’t love that trade.

So we built a computer your agents can live on, at home.

Otto is a little box that sits on your desk. The agents are already on it when it arrives. You plug it in, tap your phone to it, and that’s the whole setup!

Everything they read, type and remember stays in your house.

- Agents set up before it ships, nothing to install
- 2,000+ apps with one tap, passwords stay on the box
- Thinks on the box, uses the cloud only if you tell it to
- Check in and approve things from your phone, anywhere.

[John Allen @postage]

Taught my open ai dot how to use Claude code which it then used to build a connector to my 40 Grok Bot agents so it can now direct and have them essentially work for it… only been about 48 hours but my token usage is half of what it was and my output is 10x verse me directing all those bots or a single grok bot directing them

[John Allen @postage]

So do I get my $5k…… ?

[Eagles on Real @BirdsOnReal]

I am a illegal alien and I have voted 8 times today.

My name is Nick Sirianni and I’m the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.

[Matt del Rio @mdelNBA]

The Sixers have a chance to move to 7-1 tonight against the Chicago Bulls. I don’t need to see anymore tweets about “Markel Bell” or “Tanner McKee.” Focus on what matters. Also, happy Monday. Let’s be great this week.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 8

Ravens +3.5
Browns +3.5
Seattle -3
Patriots -7
Jets -1.5

Season 17–17-1 (50%)

This is the week all the suckers lose all their money don’t be a sucker just blindly follow me to the promise land #BelieveInTheBlazin

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 7

Niners -2.5
Titans +2
Dolphins +4
Seattle -2.5
Baltimore +3

Season 15–14-1 (52%)

After a brutal start to the season we’re right back on track and in the money. Wouldn’t be surprised if I don’t lose another game the rest of the year. I am the greatest that ever was and will be #BelieveInTheBlazin #ThisIsWhatIDo

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Last week:

Florida State hits back to back Hail Mary TDs on Miami, refs take both away

This week:

UNC recovers two consecutive onside kicks on Miami, refs take both away

You’ll never see that sequence of events again in your lifetime

[John Allen @postage]

lol legit comical at this point

[John Allen @postage]

Losing to the refs 2 weeks in a row is miserable #TarHeels

[John Allen @postage]

Losing to the refs 2 weeks in a row is miserable #TarHeels

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

LeBron is finally playing for a franchise who appreciates him and embraced him from Day One and they’re not secretly rooting for him to fail simply because he’s better than their basketball idol

[John Allen @postage]

LeBron for MVP.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

SIXERS BEAT PACERS 114-109

TYRESE MAXEY DROPS 27 POINTS

JOEL EMBIID, JAYLEN BROWN, AND JOEL EMBIID ALL WITH DOUBLE-DOUBLES

ANFERNEE SIMONS WITH 20 POINTS

4-1 ON THE SEASON

PLAY THE SONG

[John Allen @postage]

@Reinfish Alright let’s good 😂 well if you ever find yourself in Chapel Hill got good hoops and golf waiting or you brother!

[MaxeyMuse🔔 @Maxey_Musee]

#ThrowTheBallUp

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 7

Niners -2.5
Titans +2
Dolphins +4
Seattle -2.5
Baltimore +3

Season 15–14-1 (52%)

After a brutal start to the season we’re right back on track and in the money. Wouldn’t be surprised if I don’t lose another game the rest of the year. I am the greatest that ever was and will be #BelieveInTheBlazin #ThisIsWhatIDo

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 6

Eagles +3.5
Cardinals +12.5
Raiders +5.5
Browns +4.5
Jags -2.5

Season 12–12-1 (50%)

After a 4-1 week and back to even on the season we now head into THE BIRTHDAY BLAZIN! Everyone knows I go 70%+ on the birthday Blazin so this week is basically free money.

[SlimReaperSZN @SlimReaperSzn6]

Gonna be a LONG Monday night

[John Allen @postage]

Last night I worked for 8 hours straight on my laptop….had 43 agents building me a tool on Claude Code UltraVibe mode ….. while my Tesla drove the entire way from NC to Philly without me touching the wheel once… while I talked to my Ai Dot for over 5 hours…. The future is now and it’s sooooo sick