John Allen

Founder @ShopIvoryElla 🐘 done over $250M in rev + successfully exited 2 companies. Need capital 3pl marketing wholesale you name it we can help #ToTheMoon

[John Allen @postage]

After ANOTHER highly PROFITABLE year (that’s 9 of the last 10 for those counting) I’ve been asked maybe a couple thousand of times for my superbowl bets and while VIP’s have had these most of the week I’m ready to share with the public. Without further ado The official Blazin SuperBowl picks:

Pats ML/ Maye ATTD/ Pats first to 5 points/ final score end in odd +3100

Walker under 98.5 total yards -115

Stevenson more rush yards then Walker
+115

Williams to record a sack +200

Double overtime +17500

1st quarter correct score 0-0 2nd quarter correct score 14-14
+17500

Either team game winning field goal +900

Interception in end zone +900

Darnold under 227.5 passing yards / darnold under 1.5 passing tds / Milton Williams sack
+700

Kupp/ Barner / Hollins / Hooper 3+ receptions each
+2200

Bobo first Td +4500

Maye first Td +1500

Stevenson 20+ 1st quarter rushing yards
+200

National anthem UNDER 119.5 seconds
-110

Last Brave in national anthem OVER 3.5 seconds
-110

Coin toss: Heads
-105

Maye over 90 passing rating for game
-115

Darnold under 97.5 passer rating
-115

there will be a successful 2pt conversion
+270

Game to be tied at some point -125

A drive will NOT start inside the 5 yard line
-130

Player to record an octopus
+1500

Pats ML

First half time song BAILE INoLVIDABLE
+430

First half time song Chambea
+2400

Under 45.5 -110

LETS CONTINUE TO PRINT FREE MONEY AND AS ALWAYS THANK YOU TO THE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO TRUST ME TO CONTINUE TO PROVIDE WINNERS #BelieveInTheBlazin #YourSourcesSource 🫡

[John Allen @postage]

John’s Blazin’5 Week 18

Seattle -1.5
Packers +9.5
Lions +3
Chargers +13.5
Steelers +4

Season 46-37-2 (56%)

Last week of the year and while we’ve slid a little it’s a FACT that I’ve been the hottest NFL gambler on planet with VIP’s up over 50 units. I personally am up over $100k on the year. So don’t waiver on me now. I don’t like the board this weekend… I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU! I don’t do this for me, no. I do it for you… THE PEOPLE! One last time let’s ride #BelieveInTheBlazin

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Hunter Biden is on a mission to make me like him. And he’s crushing it

[John Allen @postage]

The new Twitter 🐐

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Hall of fame tweet

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[John Allen @postage]

At some point in life someone is gonna argue Bill Russell over Wemby and it’s just comical to think about Wemby playing in the 50’s and 60’s…. He would average over 60 pts a game and may not lose 10 games his entire career

[John Allen @postage]

@mcuban just standing there lol use to look up to this guy but he’s just like all the other sheep... what a joke

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Rep. Thomas Massie has been unseated by AIPAC’s Ed Gallrein in what is now the most expensive House primary in U.S. history. #KY04

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

@realDonaldTrump Is this the one?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.

[John Allen @postage]

This can’t be a real tweet

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump purchased up to a $1 million worth of Nvidia, $NVDA, stock on January 6, 2026.

This is a week before the Commerce Department officially approved the sale of Nvidia chips to China.

[John Allen @postage]

The shit that’s about to come out with UniUni soon is about to be crazy so many people gonna be fucked by this awful service

[John Allen @postage]

The worst commissioner in all of sports Adam Silver has created this by empowering teams like the thunder … league is fucked for a longgggg time

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

Genuinely, what is this??? 😭😭💀

[John Allen @postage]

@danabeers guess he didn’t watch Wake Up Barstool… BIG MISTAKE to bet against a healthy Embiid and Maxey

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I am so sick of all these delusional @sixers fans acting like they aren’t a bum franchise. It’s round 1 of the playoffs guys. You beat a bad Celtics team. Relax. If the Sixers win the title I’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo.

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Bill Simmons listeners waiting for tonight's BS Pod to drop

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

@MikeAScotto Did he give you an off-arm shove while answering this question.

[ry @NinjaBands]

Scrolling twitter before bed and it’s all Joel Embiid praise