Taylor

You do your thing, and I'll do mine while occasionally adding wit and snark. Also known as home to rejected Facebook statuses.

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Dab Flab: the flab under your arm that shows up specifically (but not exclusively) when you #dab.

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@elonmusk Do it. Pleaseandthanks.

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WHY ISN'T THERE A #GNOME EMOJI

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You know what the problem with school shootings is? The schools. Get rid of 'em! #GunControl

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Can you imagine if Thoughts & Prayers weren't a renewable resource? PHEW. #SantaFe

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What did one water molecule say to the other after hearing bad news?
H2Oh No! #dadjokes #nerdjokes #science

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"I like, can't like wait for the #GOT premiere on Sunday" -Fake bitch, hasn't seen an episode.

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I'm like a stand-up comedian, except I prefer sitting down, and I'm not funny.

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Speaking of, can that be a new thing, #WalkenWearsWigs?

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Watching the movie #Tammy all I can think of is how much Susan Sarandon looks like #ChristopherWalken in a wig.

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Why tell someone you love them when you can just say "Hey babe, you're my #ZaynMalik"

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If only Twitter was this concerned with #mentalhealth when #RobinWilliams passed away. #OneDirectionNeedZayn

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Is #BlamePerrie the new #ThanksObama?

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Man, this whole #OneDirection thing is IN-ZAYN.

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#KylieJenner is Ladytron's "Seventeen" music video come to life.

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#AdamLevine is a handsome man, I just wish he'd stop skipping leg day at the gym.

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#GrahamMoore and #AlejandroGonzalezInarritu's speeches gave me ALL THE FEELS. Incredible. #Oscars2015 #quotestoliveby #oscarspeeches

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"Stay weird, stay different. And when it's your turn, and you are standing on this stage, please pass the message along." #Oscars2015

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"Disconcertingly attractive faces." #Oscars2015

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"True art, true individual expression, can't be compared, can't be labeled, cannot be defeated...can only be measured by time." #Oscars2015