Issac Brock

I'm an (ex)Major-General with 99 problems.

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They really captured my pipes. I look good in bronze #BringingTheGeneralHome #Brocku

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I love it when you all leave early. I get to crank the Ke$ha and practice my diving in the pool all night. #brockproblems #BrockU

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"Sir you've been shot" they said. "I give them each a Gill" I said. My actual last words. Set the record straight and take 3 shots for me

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I've missed all our students like a sniper missed my heart.

But seriously welcome back to #BrockUniversity #BrockProblems

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@CiaraDonohoe_ no can do. He's got me on this AOL messenger contraption and the WI FI is not functioning. I hope you don't have family there

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@CiaraDonohoe_ Tell me about it, Tecumseh and me were talking about Sieging Detroit. I don't think he knew I was joking. #BrockProblems

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@J_TRAIN_76 @haydentravis16 Please go on. I'd love to have my problem's enumerated for me. Give me a minute to grab a quill. #BrockProblems

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@_laurentucker take it from a General. The #bankproblems hashtag is very helpful in matters such as these. #brockbankproblems #brockproblems

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@ashleygrant_ @Michael_Antobre @StephanieQuick3 When I didn't get orders from the legislature to press on I attacked anyway! #BrockProblems

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@jennabarwick my uniform sitting in a glass case at the #Brocku library is the warmest it's ever been. I feel your pain #BrockProblems

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@_mollym Chose Upper Canada over a job in the British East India Company. Wish my food smelt Indian instead of like gunpowder #BrockProblems

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@stefanofed I completely get it. You don't even want to know what we ate before Subway ran out of steak. Hard to cook while defending nation

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RT @BrockUniversity "Today is the #BrockU health fair. Ian Beddis 10-3" They dont have a Typhoid vaccine but it'll have to do #BrockProblems

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So I didn't see anyone dressed up as me yesterday. Have you seen my hat! Cmon people get it together. #BrockProblems.

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@sarahhwakulichh That's where you read about me for a week right? http://t.co/ptZBGX59 #BrockProblems

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@V_Spitz94 Yeah I hate getting shot in the chest too. Oh wait I lost you there? What is this Timmies? #brockproblems

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That feel when you get shot in the heart and everyone says you said something funny in Latin. #BrockProblems