brodie mac

[brodie mac @BrodieMacCallum]

@GCidraas Still suffering from this x

[brodie mac @BrodieMacCallum]

@GCidraas thank you

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

At last, more three-word horror stories!

Got a minute?
Emergency Zoom call
The boiler’s broken
It’s gone everywhere
Password not recognised
Dry clean only
Another Covid briefing
Next slide please
Forgotten my mask
What’s that smell?
Probably the clutch
Completely sugar-free

[brodie mac @BrodieMacCallum]

@GCidraas if this is how 2021 is looking so far i am blessed

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

trump oot, pints in

[beth @bethmeakin]

My mums friend booked a COVID test, went to the test site but the queue was ridiculous, she couldn’t be bothered to wait so she turned round and went home without doing one - and got a POSITIVE test result emailed to her a couple days later ???? TELL ME THATS NOT DODGY????

[Davie @Daviiee_Joness]

9am n you realise you’ve took it too far

[Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy]

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

[Crews Missile🚀💥 @OnCrewsControl]

lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in?

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Remember that true soul destroying moment in school when your computer wasn’t working in ICT so you had to move away from all your best pals

[olivia😇 @livzwhite]

Me to my mates after 1 double gin :

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

This is the level a wanty be at

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Yer sticks no even touching the ground man

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing it’s been a strange year when a pint and a haircut is the ultimate dream