Brody Halverson

“When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.”
― Walter Payton

[Brody Halverson @BrodyHalverson]

@MyNameIsN8 This is awesome!😂😂

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Kevin Reddington just outed the holdout.

It’s a man.
He won’t return not guilty.
And the defense is furious.

Reddington’s pitch: this juror is “refusing to follow the law,” so yank him. Translation: eleven people wanted Lindsay Clancy to walk, one wouldn’t, and now they want the hero kicked off the panel for not collapsing under majority pressure.

Three murdered kids.
One man who wouldn’t fold.
That’s not a rogue juror. That’s a backbone.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Humans really saw this and said “let’s make the floors laminate and paint everything gray”

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Warm up the guillotines. It’s time.

[Hawkeye Enjoyer 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Have you met Zach Lahn?

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

The older I get the more I just want this.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I was closing out tabs last night.
Guy #1: Wearing a tailored suit, bill was $200. Snapped his fingers for service. Tipped $0 on a $200 tab.

Guy #2: Covered in drywall dust, looked exhausted. He ordered one beer, stacked his own empty glass, wiped the table with a napkin, and left a $20 bill on a $8 tab.

He looked me in the eye and said, "I know it's a long shift, man. Get home safe."

People who work hard for their money respect people who work hard for their money.

That’s the truth.

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Just ONE drain in India empties 150,000,000 Liters of human shit into the Ganges River each day.

Just ONE drain empties the shit of one million Indians into the Ganges River.

This is not including all of the other pollutants, like dead bodies, tons of plastic and trash, etc.

ALL of which makes its way into the Indian Ocean, polluting & killing marine life.

There is no universal outrage, Greta Thunberg is nowhere to be found, the United Nations is silent.

India is destroying the planet and they get away with it.

But make sure you enjoy your soggy paper straws….

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Jim Cornelison singing the national anthem as NFL Films captured players and fans singing along.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN.

Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ.

"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'"

"They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."

He said nothing wrong.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Never forget Jason Heyward’s walk-off Grand Slam against the Phillies 🥹

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Why did humans stop building wonders?

[Cthulhu President @Cthulhu4Prez]

Fallait pas le faire chier.

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

Ryan Poles said his son was mad that the team traded DJ Moore. DJ actually sent a video to Poles' son saying not to be mad at his dad and that it's okay.

What a guy.

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

No joke, leaving your house and returning home safely 24/7 everyday day is something to give God thanks for.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Thank you for the joy you brought this city. 💙

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

Ridiculous. Boomers rich/everyone else poor

[The Windy City Breakdown @wcb_pod]

Jake Arrieta turns 40 today.

His stretch from June 21, 2015 - June 21, 2016 might never be replicated again 😳

• 34 starts
• 27-2 record
• 1.20 ERA / 0.80 WHIP
• 240.0 IP / 248 K
• 2 no-hitters