Brofus Maximus

caffeinated shitposts

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"if you too can have the strength to just get on your feet and go to the light, good things will happen"
- Brendan Fraser, Best Actor acceptance speech

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the only time youth of India were truly mobilized was for "bolna aunty aau kya" and @thetanmay 's iconic "pyaar dhoka hai" public meetups.

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Social hibernation helps. i think I'm about to hit the flow state soon fr

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@bhogleharsha Grrrr. Sit down Your Cricketing Highness...
They call it a gentleman's game. Not gentleman's sport.

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Realised this morning that I've been 'Figuring it out' for the past 10 years
I just casually slap that sentence whenever people ask me what I'm upto.

[pnorm @paleonormie]

By 28 you should have at least one *close* friend who’s 10 years older than you and one who is 5 years younger than you to hedge against generational ignorance

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@adadithya this is the most unconventional footwork I've ever seen that's actually working out 🥲 sign me up macha, I am curious.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kamina @bittu7664]

Chaliye election hai ye sab to hota rehta hai

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@localaliennn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Javedakhtarjadu Ek hi Dil hai, kitne baar jeetoge

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I have been shooting restaurants and food for over 6 years now and I have learnt simple things

Restauranters don't give a f@&k about hygiene. 🧼
They don't give two f@ks about the quality of ingredients 🌾
Everything is about +ive cash flow.
Nothing else matters. Nothing.

[Vamsi Kaka @vamsikaka]

Video message from #RameshwaramCafe owner, after the news came out that the food inspection team found out expired products in their Madhapur branch kitchen.

What are your thoughts?? #FoodSafety

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@Nike this must be sooo hard for you 💀

#Federer

[Roger Federer Live @FedererLive]

FEDERER: Twelve Final Days documentary release date has been announced for 20 June 2024.

Originally filmed to be a home movie, the film documents the days leading up to Roger’s last match before retirement.

Who is ready to experience those emotions again? 😢

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@bigansh To put it brutally - kids are a financial liability in this era, especially when one is not privileged with old money. Plus the tradeoff of using that capital instead for world travel, Bla Bla. Btw have you seen the fees lately?

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@ANI Mah balllllssss @Nestle

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@ShivAroor One crap content dissing another crap content is one of my fav topics on this app. 🤡

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@DoctorLFC Bros be carrying whips in their back pockets 💀

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@MrBeast It actually made me pretty sad, watching this.

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@gauravmunjal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 " iNflUencEr mArkEtinG "

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@EndWokeness 💀

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@gauravmunjal This looks like a kids app for students who want to pretend that they can apply for a job
Gr8 graphics 👏🏾

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@htshowbiz Relevant #youthIcon