#NoContextCoffee

Because it may be less weird in context, but that doesn't make it better in context. All our quotes from Lakota Coffee in CoMo, with whom we aren't affiliated.

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"Lakota: Come for the coffee, stay for the progressively more sarcastic customer service." #NoContextCoffee

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Chanting: “She’s going in the drain! She’s going in the drain!”

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“I’m taking the truth for a ride.” #NoContextCoffee

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“You’ve heard of a praying mantis, right? He’s a praying manchild.”

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“Why are you screaming about my girlfriend at the top of your lungs?”
“Because I’m disappointed she moved to KANSAS.”

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“I should definitely do memes. That’s all Twitter is anyway.” #NoContextCoffee

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“That’s because he’s dead, and so was that joke.” #NoContextCoffee

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“Do not put your dick in the coffee.”
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“Went running today. It was terrible; the heat index was about a hundred.”
“What were you running from?”

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“You’ll never be able to afford a house at their rate.”
“Hell, I don’t have a house now. It’s all the avocado’s fault.”

[the angry barista @barista_anger]

Yes I clearly messed up by making your double soy latte an iced latte, there's no way in hell it could be for the person in front of you. #BaristaProblems

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“Baked my butt print into this chair.”

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@vpKat0 I don’t know why you expected any less from us.

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Things get wild when nachos are made.

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“Don’t you shrug at my ‘UwU’.”

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“I’m not putting whipped cream in tea!” #NoContextCoffee

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“Are you a bottle of liquid ginger, because girl you’re bitters.” #NoContextCoffee

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“I’m more or less a bathroom sentinel. It’s annoying.” #NoContextCoffee

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“Was he really moany?” #NoContextCoffee

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“I’m full of snaps today.”
“Are you at a slam poetry reading?”
“Always. Look at me.”
“Okay, yeah, that’s fair.”
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“Is that the nickname on the back of your T-shirt?” #NoContextCoffee